Mark Normand & Sam Morril: Life in Quarantine Part 3

9-Iyn, 2020
24 704 Ko‘rishlar soni

mark and Sammy meet up again for a more heartfelt and slightly serious chat about the kooky times we’re living in. Plus some bit riffing at the end. Comedy!

  • 20 god damn ads..? Wtf dude

    MrDoscher321MrDoscher32121 kun oldin
  • You guys should do a GIG together. Specially in DC soon... We are dying of boredom here and I'm a dark skin Hispanic, gay/fem, short/older... But, I love your jokes!!! I may be to americanized ;)

    Robi MartinRobi Martin23 kun oldin
  • Covids real😂 best joke yet. Behave yaself. Covids as real as unicorns. 3 months on and I bet your still alive

    ala barala barOy oldin
    • cuz I stayed home all day long

      Shanghai BricksShanghai BricksOy oldin
  • People are wearing the Mark of the Beast on their heads, in the form of a RedHat (HatRed). I don't understand how people who are truly pious can just blindly follow him.

    My 11 Bad KidsMy 11 Bad Kids2 oy oldin
  • To play off of Mark saying that there might be a premise with masks and gun owners, I think there could be a good premise about people being militant about others wearing masks being like the militants that want women to wear hijaabs or maybe that France requires you to wear a mask but they have banned the use of hijaabs which are a kind of mask

    Nicholas LongNicholas Long3 oy oldin
  • Mark is the only person that gets gender equality. The real markers of progress are equal distribution of trench-diggers, serial killers, dictators, dinner-paying and emotional self-regulation. The rest is just tokenistic quotas.

    damp doilydamp doily3 oy oldin
  • Thanks Mark, Sam

    enthuesdenthuesd4 oy oldin
  • You poor pathetic following fool.. I can tell you're a good person, but learn to do some critical thinking on your own, without just following the crowd (not Mark)

    zcallis1zcallis14 oy oldin
  • tHaT mAkEs tHe pRoTeStS tHaT mUcH mOrE pOwErFuL

  • Why don't people adopt Jewish Children ?.....Is it Doubly, too much Whining ?.......and if ya Whine back, is it Racist or Cultural Appropriation.

    catmandont100catmandont1005 oy oldin
  • The two of you together is like History Hyenas on morphine and whip-its, haha. But I do love it and Mark nailed it in Dallas. Cheers guys.

    Shadow NaughtShadow Naught5 oy oldin
  • I looked at the data of some of the cities with the most protests and it was so surprising because they either had the same amount or even decreasing cases. So it must be that places where it’s spiking like Texas, FL, and AZ they’re acting like it doesn’t matter and spending time indoors with no masks etc, but protests are outside and most people wear masks.

    AleliAleli5 oy oldin
  • Wait what?!?! Trump is the bad guy? It’s freaky to hear people I see are clearly intelligent and pretty woke but then hear the crazy programming spill out. One of the scariest things in all our history is when evil people get regular people to hate, and I mean murderous hate an innocent man. No one is good or perfect but innocence of being worthy of hate. Love truth more than loving hating Trump. And be careful not to hate based one someone else’s ideas. Go find out from him. He’s the most open president or any public figure in history. Watch him speak, not from a network devoted to hating him. It could happen to you. If you did enough good to be in their sights they’d demonize you too. To the point where some might murder you. They want to murder him.

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
  • Stormy Daniels had to pay Trumps lawyer fees.

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
  • Are we watching different news? It’s weird we can be watching the same things play out but take such different views of it. President Donald Trump is doing a fantastic job. Watch news from many places.

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
    • Misinformation is misleading... These guys are Victims. #WWG1WGA

      Chris ParrotChris Parrot3 oy oldin
  • Watch Scrubs again. It’s proof we were already past, way past any kind of racism. Systemic racism on the heals of a black president for two terms. It’s a lie. The US loves their black people. It’s a trick from the legit evil cabal. Kooky yes. But that’s what’s up.

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
    • Jesus Christ Lord Almighty finally someone with some reasonable thoughts. You are a gem

      Chris ParrotChris Parrot3 oy oldin
  • Whoa!! You guys seriously believe that about James Woods? Yikes!

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
  • Sam! Why you so scarred bro. Poor Jews. They opted out of the part of the bible that says fear not. Keep reading finish the book! It gets awesome and (spoiler alert!) good wins!!

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
  • It exists... though not at all what they said. Don’t believe the hype

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear5 oy oldin
  • this video made me go gay

    paranoidandriodparanoidandriod5 oy oldin
  • Sam has obviously been planted right in front of CNN or MSNBC this entire time.. Mark is just catering to his comments on the virus

    zcallis1zcallis15 oy oldin
  • Two of the best comics out there

    not importantnot important5 oy oldin
  • The protests aren't the reason for increased spread. That was too recent. It's the reopening and general disregard for the virus. If the protests cause even more spread it will take two or three weeks to notice. Reopening near the peak was guaranteed to increase spread but many places began that weeks ago and so you'll see the consequences now. And increases in deaths will lag even further behind increases in spread. It takes weeks for some of these people to die.

    thorr18BEMthorr18BEM5 oy oldin
  • Sam is seriously funny man. Damn

    Devon NicholasDevon Nicholas5 oy oldin
  • 54:20 recommended listening

    Hogman 5000Hogman 50005 oy oldin
  • My two favorite boys in comedy

    Primed ProductionsPrimed Productions5 oy oldin
  • I'm very upset that when mark opened up with "here we are" he didn't add on the other half of his catch phrase "we're doin' it" EDIT: at least 5 seconds later he said he was gay though so that makes up for it

    Cole VonColeCole VonCole5 oy oldin
  • Suicide by cop should not be a known suicide method.

    Eric MundyEric Mundy5 oy oldin
  • Not because of protest. We are seeing results from Memorial Day weekend gatherings and people not changing behaviors during a pandemic.

    Eric MundyEric Mundy5 oy oldin
  • Someone needs to tell Sam that those masks don’t stop you from getting the virus...

    klekster12klekster125 oy oldin
  • Mark you are safe. It is much smaller than they are saying. Alot of Fraud and Lies in this Plannedemic. Undercover Nurse Exposes Covid 19 Hospital Murder for Cash The Cost of Covid19 Medical Integrity: $52,000 $13,000 = Covid19 Diagnosis / Death Certificate $39,000 = Covid19 Ventilator Medical Protocol This leaves the door wide open for financial medical fraud, medical corruption and medical malpractice. If the hospital and doctor can line their pockets with an extra $52,000 dollars for simply checking the diagnosis, treatment protocol and cause of death box as Covid19 then how many will check their morals and integrity to do so ? The WHO, Gates, Fauci Covid19 Medical Fund has highly incentivized hospitals and doctors to do just that. If you become symptomatic of another serious pre-existing health condition or 5G EMF Hypoxia then going to a hospital hoping for a valid treatment may be a death sentence today. Many people will now just take their chances at home with their illnesses today. This is one main reasons hospitals are empty Nationwide since the public has lost all trust in the western medical system. Especially with today's control over it by the WHO, Gates and Fauci free-for-all unsupervised money grab. #5G#. #EMF#. #Coronavirus#. #Covid19# #CoverUp#. #5gKillGrid# #RFIDchipVaccine#. #5gDeathTowers# #5gGenocide# #5gExtinctionEvent#. #GatesOfHell# #MedicalKickbacks#. #MedicalCorruption#. #MedicareFraud# #Malpractice#. #DeathSquad# #Covid19MoneyGrab#

    Porter LafayettePorter Lafayette5 oy oldin
  • 48 year old Black man. Discovered you both this year. Love your comedy. Finally the ''others" (non-black folks) are realizing what black folks going through on a daily basis. I had a very interesting conversation about race with my boss (white female). Thanks for talking about it.

    july babyjuly baby5 oy oldin
    • 2 year old Asian baby. Yeah, Mark is prettty good.

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
  • Every podcast Sam talks about being scared of covid and people being too close 😂

    Michael RamirezMichael Ramirez5 oy oldin
    • Such a wuss 🙄

      BrandonBrandon5 oy oldin
  • Sam's just another one of the sheep....a pretty funny sheep....but nonetheless....just another sheep. Mark KILLS!

    Hill BrothersHill Brothers5 oy oldin
  • These are so great! Please keep doing them

    Jesse SiegelJesse Siegel5 oy oldin
  • They should call this series: Is This Something?

    Lorena ReynaLorena Reyna5 oy oldin
    • That's the name of Seinfeld's new book. Normand probably nicked it

      wet holewet holeOy oldin
  • It's sad that Sam is obviously brainwashed and feels so guilty for being white but you can tell that Mark actually sees through the b.s. and has experienced real racism the way he grew up. Subtly mentioning how the media should show white people getting killed too as well as talking about the black officers shows that Mark knows it's not one sided and white privilege and racism aren't the real problem here. It must be tough to try to play all sides because you don't want to hurt feelings and lose potential career opportunities. Mark, I hope you get famous enough that you can really speak your mind without fear of backlash. All lives matter is the only way we come together as a multiracial nation.

    iz easterlingiz easterling5 oy oldin
  • as a biracial guy who's ethnically ambiguous i've had to check my privilege. i never even heard about "the talk" until a few years ago. i even asked my parents why they never had "the talk" with me.

    The Bearded SeekerThe Bearded Seeker5 oy oldin
  • Mark, have you ever thought you might be a superspreader? Wherever you go there is a spike in covid-19. Dallas has had 2 record high days in a row. Thanks for the covid Mark!

    Big MikeBig Mike5 oy oldin
  • Sam is so annoying, he said "stay safe" 1984 times in this episode

    Pedram GhanbarzadeganPedram Ghanbarzadegan5 oy oldin
  • has anyone seen Sam Morril's balls? he's scared of Chinese Cold in June???.....

    dereksupernautdereksupernaut5 oy oldin
    • 116k and counting...

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
  • Damn, i didnt know Mark was in Dallas this past weekend.. Woulda drove out.. Next time..

    SCSC5 oy oldin
  • I love this podcast! Can't wait to see yall in austin

    shane jasekshane jasek5 oy oldin
  • Dude I love Mark

    Oscar GarciaOscar Garcia5 oy oldin
  • Come to Boise - we love fucked up humor here.

    Sean BSean B5 oy oldin
  • Love you two and love the friendship!

    Christian EggersChristian Eggers5 oy oldin
  • This episode SUCKED, Leave the protesting opinions to yourselves were not all on board

    Chris JamesChris James5 oy oldin
    • Are you really crying because they expressed an opinion you don't like?

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
  • Guys, I really enjoy your conversations. Keep em coming. This could be your thing that could take you into retirement.

    Kit SturgeonKit Sturgeon5 oy oldin
  • Police used to be called police back when they were there to help and protect the community. Their motto was to "Protect and serve". At some point their title changed from Policeman to "Law Enforcement Officer" and their duty is no longer to protect and serve, but to Enforce Law. This was decided in the 1981 court case Warren vs. District of Columbia where a woman was getting assaulted and raped in her house and called the police to come help. The police came but never went inside and helped and they just left. The court ruled that that was OK and that police had no duty to protect or help people. Now since their only duty is to enforce laws and that's it, they are basically there only to keep the status quo intact which coincidentally protects the richest people and their means of wealth while squashing the poor. This is exemplified in the recent Floyd George killing where he was killed for a single counterfeit $20 bill. Meanwhile Amazon pays zero taxes while they should be paying millions or billions which would make a huge difference in the success of our country and quality of life of people because with that money they could repair all of the broken pothole roads, fix all the crumbling bridges, and provide high quality college education for our youth which would pay off in dividends over the coming generations. So even though they supposedly are there only to enforce laws they tend to only enforce them for low end poor thieves while the biggest thieves are at no risk from having law enforced upon them. That's why these days it really isn't a smart idea to talk to a police officer at all, because since their only job now is to enforce laws, all you're doing when talking to them is giving them potentially an avenue in to enforcing a law upon you that they weren't aware of until you talked to them.

    sirgalliumsirgallium5 oy oldin
    • I get what your saying but Police dont enforce tax laws unless someone tells them to. So that point really has nothing to do with police directly. I mean if they did you could become a cop and arrest jeff bezos and all would be right in the world.

      A L.sA L.s4 oy oldin
    • sirgallium , stopping a rape would be enforcing a law so your point doesn't make sense.

      thorr18BEMthorr18BEM5 oy oldin
  • Sam still thinks the Rona is real 😓

    C.S HC.S H5 oy oldin
  • Damm,this sucked.Get a new friend Mark.Chip may be available.

    210 spur210 spur5 oy oldin
  • This podcast would be great if we didn't have to endure Sam Morril's political beliefs the entire time.

    Danny RudyDanny Rudy5 oy oldin
  • Reopening caused this spike not the protests. A huge protest spike will probably come though

    Banks4004Banks40045 oy oldin
  • THis is basically a podcast, guys go for it !!! I'd watch this on any platform

    ScrappySoloScrappySolo5 oy oldin
  • Thank you Mark! Literally 76% of police brutality victims aren’t black (meaning white, Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Asian, etc) yet these cases receive 0% of the coverage. The mainstream media is nefarious for taking anecdotal outliers and portraying them as the norm.

    Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • @MARSHALL VINCENT You CAN'T write.

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • LOL you cant read

  • David Dorn, the black cop from St. Louis, was tragically murdered during the riots. Yet not a peep from Black Lives Matter. Hmmmm, I wonder why...

    Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • Indeed. It’s sad the Black Lives Matter org only cares about white on black violence yet bats an eye to black on black violence and black on white violence.

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin

    Fecal de GalloFecal de Gallo5 oy oldin
  • Sam is a great comedian but you can tell he’s getting this silly “white privilege” and “white guilt” nonsense from watching too much CNN and MSNBC.

    Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • @Frederick0220 With all due respect, you don't understand the concept of white privilege. White privilege means, all else being equal, you have societal privilege over people of other races. It's not a new concept, it wouldn't hurt to read up on it instead of strawmanning the concept.

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
    • I agree, but he's not a great comedian

      Pedram GhanbarzadeganPedram Ghanbarzadegan5 oy oldin
    • @Frederick0220 you said it, it's a combination of many things and among them "looks". An example of privilege based on ethnicity is that universities like Harvard and Stanford has quotas to fill, and since people from china,Japan, korea etc. Has more youngsters that qualify to enter it raises the bar and makes it harder to get accepted. For black people it's easier because not as many qualify. But in this case its about police and how you are much more likely to get arrested and in some cases, as recent events has shown, get killed by the cops if you're black compared to white. Try educating yourself on this topic so you can have an informed opinion on the matter instead of just writing it off as child-like thinking. Because historically there's has definitely been such a thing as white privilege and claiming otherwise is revealing your ignorance of history. And the fact that you have family members that died from an psychological or physical illness like addiction and cancer has little to do with privilege and more to do with mental health, genes and lifestyle. But in the end its not what I'm referring to when talking about white privilege. With all due respect.

      Ham 'Housekeeping' SarrisHam 'Housekeeping' Sarris5 oy oldin
    • With all due respect, I disagree. I have two white relatives who died of drug ODs and a third who died in his 50s from cancer (he also struggled his entire life with schizophrenia). Where was their “white privilege”? I think privilege definitely exists but it’s an amalgamation of many things (intelligence, looks, charisma, how your parents raised you, where you grew up, etc). Merely reducing it to the color of one’s skin is some pre-school-level thinking.

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • i feel like white guilt is unnecessary and borderline dumb but white privilege is very much a thing in today's society and historically.

      Ham 'Housekeeping' SarrisHam 'Housekeeping' Sarris5 oy oldin
  • "Rand paul racist"?....... whaaaaa.... that's..... what that's just false. Why did mark say that, are they calling Rand Paul racist now?... a he's libertarian, the only definitely not racist party. This is getting out of control.

    taggmanibaneztaggmanibanez5 oy oldin
  • Jeez, sam is deranged

    Irwin M. FletcherIrwin M. Fletcher5 oy oldin
    • Sam is a great comedian but you can tell he’s getting this silly “white privilege” and “white guilt” nonsense from watching too much CNN and MSNBC. The pandering has to stop.

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
  • and i hate to notice this and i mean no offense to Morril ( i love you ) but do you have a slight speech impediment? my sister grew up with the same thing, couldn't hammer down on those 'R' phonemes. it's a tough one.... but it sounds like you still have a bit of residual childhood speech thing that hasn't been fully stomped out. am I wrong? someone either confirm or deny this please. and again I mean no harm, i just wanna know if i'm crazy or not.

    Arley AArley A5 oy oldin
    • You are not crazy. I had the same problem growing up, fixed it like 90% in speech therapy while I was still a kid, but quit before I was at 100%.

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
  • i wish i could get away with socially saying 'HA HA HAAA' instead of actually laughing in real life, the way mark does.

    Arley AArley A5 oy oldin
    • but i actually don't know how to laugh properly. i just don't have the balls to vocalize a 'ha ha ha' the way he does. the most i'll give is kind of a close-mouthed nostril sniffle.

      Arley AArley A5 oy oldin
  • too in the moment? the word for that is HEDONISTIC. i'm right there with you, brother. except i'm a lazy hedonist and you're one of the more industrious types. somehow.

    Arley AArley A5 oy oldin
  • The guy who's not Mark... Duck him!

    AD/HD GuitarLessonsAD/HD GuitarLessons5 oy oldin
  • "Your outfit offends me." "Are you one of those 'cultural appropriation' fanatics?" "Not really, but sumo, in church?"

    Scott WhittakerScott Whittaker5 oy oldin
  • So sad to see how uninformed/misinformed you guys are. Love ya both as comedians, but you guys are ignorant of what's going on in politics and media. Not a supporter of Trump, but just think for a moment - the very people you guys rail on for stifling your free speech in comedy or restricting what is "acceptable to say (even as a joke)" are the ones you're supporting. The Left is the side that screws with your comedy, they're the ones who are keeping you from working freely, they're the ones who have put in place the laws and police who brought about the George Floyd incident. Wake up. You don't have to follow or support Trump, you don't have to support Biden, but a damn clue about what's going on - just have a serious talk with Dave Smith for only 20 minutes and learn some things.

    nacetroynacetroy5 oy oldin
  • The only similarity between COVID-19 & WWI is that a ‘single-camera-shot’ won’t win you “Best Picture” 😂

    Garrett LeavittGarrett Leavitt5 oy oldin
  • Lol Sam thinks hes white? tss pff

    Siggy SourSiggy Sour5 oy oldin
  • Sam looks like Muslim Mr.Bean

    Siggy SourSiggy Sour5 oy oldin
  • Sam telling Mark over and over again how worried he is about him and showing that he cares is such a wholesome mood. I love them both!

    nikki2soxnikki2sox5 oy oldin
  • You guys should continue this for at least a year, see where it takes you. The friendship and the comedy👌

    TheProphetMusicoTheProphetMusico5 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand is one of the funniest comics about these days. This other guy is like listening to fuckin paint dry.

    Terry KerrTerry Kerr5 oy oldin
    • @Ty Not in this conversation he's not.

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King5 oy oldin
    • Put some respect on Sam Morril's name, he's fucking hilarious

      TyTy5 oy oldin
  • I don't think people are meant to live it large cities. How can you possibly trust a random police officer you'll never see again in your life. There's no hope of accountability or context 100 percent of the time.

    Shane MeyerShane Meyer5 oy oldin
  • Normand, thx for not being a pussy about covid.

    Jon WoodsJon Woods5 oy oldin
  • Samark Morrilmand

    DNYGDNYG5 oy oldin
  • Went to see Mark last saturday, no one had on masks except for the workers lol. They did check temperatures tho

    Micah StephensMicah Stephens5 oy oldin
  • Did Sam stop to think ONE of the reason his protests were peaceful was BECAUSE of the cops? Nah right? Where IS Machi to bring that up?

    chris vaberchris vaber5 oy oldin
  • Mark's face when Sam mentioned riding motorcycles without a helmet😂Sam "Who are the assholes that don't want to wear a helmet?" Mark "Yeeeaaahhhh ... I know they're going to die"

    Kel RoweKel Rowe5 oy oldin
  • Mark is my canary in the coal mine.

    Joe DJoe D5 oy oldin
  • I believe that NFL-like review of a court decision would be exactly the US Courts of Appeals domain.

    RossRoss5 oy oldin
  • This is my new favorite weekly show.

    JoãoJoão5 oy oldin
  • James Woods makes a lot of sense. He is just not a lefty.

    Welt übergangWelt übergang5 oy oldin
    • Yup. He’s not racist at all. Disappointed Mark said that. We need to stop calling anyone with a different opinion “racist.”

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
  • Great chemistry. Easy listen. These two should make this regular.

    Derek ArnoldeDerek Arnolde5 oy oldin
  • I love how mark looks like he literally just woke up

    • It’s like hang overs have no affect on him

      Michael RamirezMichael Ramirez5 oy oldin
  • Sam & Joe both need to turn off the tube & stop being so freakin scared & live your life, Mark gets it too bad they don’t.

    Eric HararyEric Harary5 oy oldin
  • Good to see Sam on the new Season of South Park

  • Oh you ! Wear. The . Mask . Out and about !

    Sharon TayebiSharon Tayebi5 oy oldin
  • Another great episode. You foos are so natural with great conversations and bits. God love ya!

    Chris CarmonaChris Carmona5 oy oldin
  • If you're scared, you watch too much TV. Also- giving your fingerprint is "white privilege"? Sam just echoes Leftist.

    Joe PrintsJoe Prints5 oy oldin
  • Kinda my favorite comedians.

    Jaguar7444Jaguar74445 oy oldin
  • Things are getting dicey in here OOHHHH

    Joe GarciaJoe Garcia5 oy oldin
  • More mark stand up yes please! #therustycomic

    Sleven KelevraSleven Kelevra5 oy oldin
  • I miss my ISIS

    Brian DaileyBrian Dailey5 oy oldin
  • the guys who dont wear helmets are the ones who want to die in a crash. you can get really fucked up and live. but you can also walk away with some skin missing and nothing worse so it's a little dramatic if you ask me. (there is also a sub set of guys who feel like it fucks up their outfit. idk what else to say about that shit)

    adam shawadam shaw5 oy oldin
  • Stay in the moment Mark, you are a blessing. Grow a pair the other guy, it's a flu virus ffs.

    I wasn'tscaredoftheFluI wasn'tscaredoftheFlu5 oy oldin
  • We dont gaf here in texas

    Brian DaileyBrian Dailey5 oy oldin
  • Why do I hate that they have the same headphones?

    Dominic MartinezDominic Martinez5 oy oldin
  • Up here in Maine, nobody wears helmets on their motorcycles. Some say it's freedom, I say it's just natural selection.

    Ben PattersonBen Patterson5 oy oldin
  • Here in Louisville, if you wear a mask at a bar people order drinks from you.

    Marcus OMarcus O5 oy oldin
  • 10:30 Did Mark just mention his mom in a positive sentence?

    Kelum AbhayawickramaKelum Abhayawickrama5 oy oldin