Mark Normand - Abortion Jokes

10-Iyn, 2020
27 903 Ko‘rishlar soni

Jokes folks! Mark riffs on the how queefy people get when you touch on the big aborsh...
This is a clip from “Out To Lunch” Marks 3rd hour. If you enjoyed check out the full special here:
please share with a chooch, give a like and a decent comment. Give mark a goog folks. Comedy!!!

  • Mark Normand and Chris Rock are my two favorite comedians

    Thanh TranThanh Tran3 oy oldin
  • Killing babies before they come out is easy, try killing a baby after it comes out! Now there's a challenge. You gotta break into a house, avoid the father, sneak around the mother, maybe kill a dog in the process. Killing a baby before it's born, you just gotta go into a clinic and tell a doctor "I don't want this thing anymore". They say "no problem", and you're childless by noon eating for one at Taco Bell. edit* this took seven minutes to write. At my current wage, I'd appreciate $0.32 every time this joke is told please.

    Tylor MyersTylor Myers5 oy oldin
  • The fact that he used Rebirth Brass Band at the end tho >>>>

    ERBOCHERBOCH5 oy oldin
  • who tf eats a donut for lunch lmfao

    sensen5 oy oldin

    PabloWanPabloWan5 oy oldin
  • Great material and great delivery Mark.

    SérgioSérgio5 oy oldin
  • Very funny.

    richard kudarichard kuda5 oy oldin
  • so good.

    David WhittakerDavid Whittaker5 oy oldin
  • 4 aborted fetuses didn't appreciate this clip.

    Pól RéamonnPól Réamonn5 oy oldin
  • I´d invest in this guy´s future

    raultejedorraultejedor5 oy oldin
  • This guy is a good egg

    ExPFC Wintergreen v2.0ExPFC Wintergreen v2.05 oy oldin
  • Comedy !!!

    Andrew BrownAndrew Brown5 oy oldin
  • Hashtag: keep your laws off of kevin hart’s body of work

    Juan VilchezJuan Vilchez5 oy oldin
  • mark norman guest of the year

    Dale OrianeDale Oriane5 oy oldin
  • Abortion is funny

    TheGuitarded1TheGuitarded15 oy oldin
  • More!

    Benjamin RhodesBenjamin Rhodes5 oy oldin
  • I just had an abortion joke come up on my Facebook memories from 9 years ago, not sure where I heard it but seems up your alley. What’s worse than locking your keys in your car outside of a abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

    minkleminkle5 oy oldin
  • I'm gay, quife awww man I hate myself. lol

    Nick BargasNick Bargas5 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand is a real comic unlike the fake LA douchebag comics who care about being cool than being funny. He approaches his jokes almost mathematically and has every kink ironed out and he also is himself on and off stage. He’s a genuine comedian who deserves more shine.

    PoopyPoopy5 oy oldin
  • The level of craftsmanship that went into this bit is amazing

    Michiel JanssenMichiel Janssen5 oy oldin
  • great!

    Kelum AbhayawickramaKelum Abhayawickrama5 oy oldin

    choops4683choops46835 oy oldin
  • And that's why he's the best

    Faby choFaby cho5 oy oldin
  • Real comedy! Keep going & never apologize...that's how they make you sabotage yourself....Like the Jedi mind trick marriage proposal bit.

    Xero PuntXero Punt5 oy oldin
  • Reminds me of Norm Macdonald

    han dlerhan dler5 oy oldin
  • I still laugh out loud at this

    Sarah LawrenceSarah Lawrence5 oy oldin
  • So woman who told her not to tell this joke was the woman he was seeing at that time 😂

    SumukhSumukh5 oy oldin
    • It was a joke, you probably got that, but there are stupid people on youtube so just for their information.

      stefan stefanovicstefan stefanovic5 oy oldin
  • You'll only have to release one more free hour, and you'll be my favorite comedian. May your bookings be copious and profitable. Love your style, reaction sounds, and freezes. Perfect timing for everything. Stay healthy! We need many decades more of your comedy.

    TazTalksYouListenTazTalksYouListen5 oy oldin
  • Since I'm usually a miserable prick, I thought I'd put some positivity out there in the universe for once. You're a fantastic comedian, and while it sucks Netflix and the like can't see that for some reason just keep it up ya queef!

    StevenSteven5 oy oldin
  • sorry bud, keep rockin it. your doing great, let the rest of the clowns know they are too. thanks ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍

    WingMakerWingMaker5 oy oldin
  • This bit is genius!

    Mark CopthorneMark Copthorne5 oy oldin
  • "Mark riffs on the how queefy people get when you touch on the big aborsh..." that's just beautiful

    I like drumsI like drums5 oy oldin
  • I ducking love you, even if you’re not a Jew

    NaltddeshaNaltddesha5 oy oldin
  • Reincarnation is for real so no one should ever be upset.

    teenee4teenee45 oy oldin
    • @Chance Meeting which vid is the funniest? the most studied Near Death experiencer, phototherapy based on the physics 4 bio active wavelengths, 50 years of past life regressions data, crypto currency the future of banking. They are all comedy bits I'm working on thanks for the feedback chub.

      teenee4teenee45 oy oldin
    • you have some great comedy on your channel. thanks for the laughs.

      Chance MeetingChance Meeting5 oy oldin
  • #economyoflanguage #bestjokeofthe21stcentury

    Randle P McMurphyRandle P McMurphy5 oy oldin
  • "I might get rid of it." "You gotta keep it" 😂 That joke fucking snuck up on me.

    Super Nintendo ChalmersSuper Nintendo Chalmers5 oy oldin
  • Praise Allah for the best gay comedian around!

    Synthesizer SamSynthesizer Sam5 oy oldin
  • That shit was funny and then some

    GrmpaJ 123GrmpaJ 1235 oy oldin
  • Mark is the Lil Dicky of comedy. He's the best but no one great wants to admit it.

    Kevin Zuniga Likes to RantKevin Zuniga Likes to Rant5 oy oldin
    • Lil Dicky is not the best

      Jared BrinkmanJared Brinkman5 oy oldin
  • i can hear each mark normand bit a hundred times and i'll laugh every time, comedy !

    Karam HamadnehKaram Hamadneh5 oy oldin
    • yup same

      Dale OrianeDale Oriane5 oy oldin
  • That's his real voice 😆

    rudeboymonrudeboymon5 oy oldin
  • This was my favorite joke from the special, I figured it would end up as its own short video

    Senih ToramanSenih Toraman5 oy oldin
  • Don’t tell me what to do with my body of work.

    BlazeBoltSniper #FreshWaterEPComingSoon #WaterGod #HydroPumpAHoe #GulpGulp Hydrating Hoes Since 2010BlazeBoltSniper #FreshWaterEPComingSoon #WaterGod #HydroPumpAHoe #GulpGulp Hydrating Hoes Since 20105 oy oldin
  • This is the most genius bit ever, Mark, just through and through. Holy shit, give this man a show.

    Connor GreenConnor Green5 oy oldin
  • Shout out to the transgender black nanny that got Mark's bike back, Mark didn't care about sexual orientation, race or gender, only his bike...

    Steven SullivanSteven Sullivan5 oy oldin
  • more like... "bringing home the lunch" introverts, unite!

    Zp lMZp lM5 oy oldin
  • Such a good joke. God damn! 🤣😂

    TwoSwift651TwoSwift6515 oy oldin
  • Tell me the joke and I'll pay for 2 abortjons

    Arm Wrestling Strong ManArm Wrestling Strong Man5 oy oldin
  • 😂😂😂😂 awesome!

    Rocky HoughtalingRocky Houghtaling5 oy oldin
  • I'm a fetus and I appreciated this joke.

    Nursultan TulyakbayNursultan Tulyakbay5 oy oldin
    • i don't believe you are actually a fetus

      szhzsszhzs4 oy oldin
    • I get clock radio You cannot afford

      Wally WallineWally Walline5 oy oldin
    • Go home baby.

      TipperzackTipperzack5 oy oldin
  • CAH game. BC> (Blank), that's how I want to die. My WC> A Fetus. It's the best abortion joke I ever came up with.

    Big MikeBig Mike5 oy oldin
  • This kevin hart guy is gonna be huge

    KingBradicusKingBradicus5 oy oldin
    • Huge Kevin Hart, over the normal 4feet?

      Jarmo PääkkönenJarmo Pääkkönen5 oy oldin
    • Hahaha, good one.

      Karl-Rick BizozaKarl-Rick Bizoza5 oy oldin
    • +James - Must be from all of the global warming.

      Nick DNick D5 oy oldin
    • Does he look more black than usual to you?

      JamesJames5 oy oldin
  • Comedy!

    WashkabeWashkabe5 oy oldin
  • Amazing bit, probably my favorite from the whole special.

    lamososlamosos5 oy oldin
  • I think if people read this joke, instead of hearing it said out loud, they would appreciate the genius behind it. I've heard it multiple times now and it is so deeply layered that I'm still connecting more dots. Comedy!

    WuhSuhDoodWuhSuhDood5 oy oldin
    • Yeah it was well thought out for sure👍🏼

      GrmpaJ 123GrmpaJ 1235 oy oldin
    • Don’t tell me what to do with my body of work!

      THRĒZZYTHRĒZZY5 oy oldin
  • Every jokes a miracle!

    Hidden Harvest Grow LightsHidden Harvest Grow Lights5 oy oldin
    • True 👌🏻

      Olle FjällströmOlle Fjällström5 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart riding the edge of comedy, praise allah.

    ARKHAMxMaverickARKHAMxMaverick5 oy oldin
  • Cool guy

    Evan AlexanderEvan Alexander5 oy oldin