MARK NORMAND'S HOG SAGA - From Beginning to Anal

2-Noy, 2020
39 426 Ko‘rishlar soni

The entire story of Mark Normand and his beloved Hog.

(Got it back and its now safe in a gay's garage in queens. Queef!)
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  • Side noat, but case in point means you have a point, and your argument (ie: case) is shown by it. "Case in point, diapers make bad handbags because mine emptied all the contents out onto my leg."

    adamgm84adamgm845 kun oldin
  • Sickening video. I already watched each clip, and now I watched them again. Where's he impound lot trip? We need a bonus cut with that one included.

    adamgm84adamgm845 kun oldin
  • Mark and joe are like the old muppet men who crack jokes but theyre not old and theyre not muppets

    Michael HendersonMichael Henderson9 kun oldin
  • Comedy!

    Jay LJay L11 kun oldin
  • What a fucking epic

    Ralle RallessonRalle Rallesson15 kun oldin
  • Moped does just mean "Motorized Pedal bike". The originals had a motor for cruising but also pedals to save fuel

    K GK G16 kun oldin
    • I feel like it means "motorized pedestrian"

      Dollar GetterDollar Getter12 kun oldin
  • So is he talking about a motorcycle or a moped?

    Brian BrianBrian Brian17 kun oldin
  • I’m tired of disappointing people by pooping in my pants around the bus drivers side window

    Brian BrianBrian Brian17 kun oldin
  • you can get 2 stroke gas from a hardware store, it will smoke and its expensive but you can get it going again. idk how many of those are on manhattan tho

    Jack DubJack Dub17 kun oldin
  • Joe is such a wanker

    INFIDELINFIDEL17 kun oldin
  • "Thats outta gas" 🤣😂🤣😂 wow man, thats epic retardation. God i love mark

    EpEp18 kun oldin
  • I love the New York Seltzer neon! Is that from the original run??

    Megan MorrisMegan Morris18 kun oldin
  • thanks for this saga! I recently started to listen to the Tuesgays podcast and heard the second & third part of the story, I didn't get to listen to the episode in which Mark explained how he got it

    sebastian quiñonessebastian quiñones18 kun oldin
  • 20:52 - 21:03 Had me LoL

    I have a tiny penis butI have a tiny penis but18 kun oldin
  • PabloWanPabloWan18 kun oldin
  • Love joe n mark . From texas during depression you guys make me laugh n happy . Appreciate it. ♡♡♡☆☆☆

    Rene RamosRene Ramos18 kun oldin
  • "cocoon loving c*nts!" :D I love this Saga. Mark Normand is so good.

    IkarusKKIkarusKK19 kun oldin
  • Do you have to mix engine oil and gas or does it have a separate tank for oil?

    Tommaso GagliardiTommaso Gagliardi19 kun oldin
  • Im glad he didnt sell it.

    SpaceManDawnSpaceManDawn19 kun oldin
  • You can get an E-bike motor and battery for a few hundred bucks these days and avoid licences and getting it towed, but Mark's idea was to get a 1980s moped.

    duke1duke1duke1duke119 kun oldin
  • The title of this vid just made me laugh out loud awkwardly at work.

    Brett ThornellBrett Thornell19 kun oldin
  • why isn't this on Tuesday's With Stories channel? 2 great comedians, not so much marketing (ex. Normand's "merch")

    red snflrred snflr19 kun oldin
  • Mark is like a 16 year old loser in a 40 year old losers body.

    The MartyrThe Martyr19 kun oldin
  • "Hog Saga" aka the Hunter Biden tapes

    Acct AdminAcct Admin20 kun oldin
  • Hog stands for Harley owners group. You have a mog.

    Sam SplatterSam Splatter20 kun oldin
    • Comedy bud

      Jason PackJason Pack18 kun oldin
  • What year is it?

    Konnor JamesKonnor James20 kun oldin
  • This dude had an iPhone in 2002

    outgoingbotoutgoingbot20 kun oldin
  • I miss when you guys were in person smh

    itsCeekaitsCeeka20 kun oldin
  • They sometimes veer into dueling Seinfelds.

    Michael LübbertMichael Lübbert20 kun oldin
  • motor pedal bike

    brycey spiceywienerbrycey spiceywiener20 kun oldin
  • Burr flies copters Normand rides hogs

    Michael ObrienMichael Obrien20 kun oldin
  • mopeds are like fat chicks. they're fun to ride until your friends see you on it

    James HobbsJames Hobbs21 kun oldin
  • Thats outta gas..

    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerJacob Harrington -CoCorKiller21 kun oldin
  • Mark in true fashion! Loving it

    Pamela ArchuletaPamela Archuleta21 kun oldin
  • Mark should get a MONGOLS leather vest

    Larry EinsteinLarry Einstein21 kun oldin
  • Mark's legs are serious.

    NoJathanNoJathan21 kun oldin
  • Dude I bought a super old indian scooter. With the actual pedals still. Old 42cc. Ended up being the high booze delivery bike

    Robo JimboRobo Jimbo21 kun oldin
  • "Bobby deol" Yep, I want my Indian like😜

    Anshuman TiwariAnshuman Tiwari21 kun oldin
  • Let me make this comment short and sexy I lovvvvvvëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëë yūúūùúûúùüūùúûúüùú MÄ®K Ñø®MĀ@ÑD.Pls marry me,lol😍

    surft toysurft toy21 kun oldin
  • “The new ones are so cunty” haha mark if you ever want to upgrade to a little bigger bike with a scooter feel check out csc sg250, you would need a motorcycle license to drive it though

    Dad Fixes, Reviews, Rides, and InvestsDad Fixes, Reviews, Rides, and Invests21 kun oldin
  • " It's a two stroke, just like Louie " 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    like a BAWSElike a BAWSE22 kun oldin
    • I read that comment as he said it! Wunderbar!

      KlausKlaus20 kun oldin
  • I didn’t know I needed that , fun times comedy !

    glamcamlurksglamcamlurks22 kun oldin
  • COMEDY!!!

    Irwin ZIrwin Z22 kun oldin
  • Gonna have to do a recap before season 2...

    Plumbus SmithPlumbus Smith22 kun oldin
  • Hahahah “Mark’s whore” got me.

    Daniel AlarcónDaniel Alarcón22 kun oldin
  • 360p! Super high quality. There are videos that show up at 8k on youtube... That equals 4,320p. I feel like I'm watching a "high quality" bigfoot sighting.

    BoomBoomLouBoomBoomLou22 kun oldin
    • @BoomBoomLou While I also love Mark Normand, I also recognize there is more free comedy (and related) comedy material online, premium quality included, than I could ever watch. Which is why it's absurd to me to complain about some technical aspect of a single video clip. But to each their own. Let's just say I've radically lowered my standards and decided to be grateful for it all.

      BeyondSideshowBeyondSideshow22 kun oldin
    • @BeyondSideshow I do a little, I love Mark Normand. Getting more people to watch would happen if it was in a bit better quality. It's 2020 does it just take longer to upload a higher quality video? I just don't understand why you wouldn't take a few minutes to upload something that doesn't look like it was uploaded by a phone from the early 2000's.

      BoomBoomLouBoomBoomLou22 kun oldin
    • who cares

      BeyondSideshowBeyondSideshow22 kun oldin
  • normand needs move out of the retirement facility, that's what i learned.

    paladropaladro22 kun oldin
  • This is just amazing !!

    Aniket SakpalAniket Sakpal22 kun oldin
  • queef

    Vea ArthurVea Arthur22 kun oldin
  • Get a baffle for the hog, will purr not roar...

    Sir GozzySir Gozzy22 kun oldin
  • Mark lives like a 14 year old making a few hundred thousand dollars a year.

    Charlie DillonCharlie Dillon22 kun oldin
    • He's a poor man's rich man

      Dollar GetterDollar Getter12 kun oldin
    • Ha!

      Christine ChinChristine Chin21 kun oldin
  • Your lady friend was going to leave you for Ronald. Then you got the bike.

    Human JonesHuman Jones22 kun oldin
  • “This feels exactly like my vibrator only it smells like gasoline “

    Austin KyleAustin Kyle22 kun oldin
  • Last time I rode a bike drunk I drifted in a patch of wet grass slid the back tire out and broke the collarbone. It isn't worth it.

    T SavT Sav22 kun oldin
    • I did that when I was sober 🙂

      Christine ChinChristine Chin21 kun oldin
  • The HOG has a Kevork, Mark! You must exorcise it, when it returns! Hahahahahaha!

    Francis JamesFrancis James22 kun oldin
  • sweet do joe's nissan next

    MikeMike22 kun oldin
  • Mark, is it a two-cycle engine, do you have to mix the oil with the gasoline!?

    Francis JamesFrancis James22 kun oldin
  • "I'm hating blacks" ?!??! Mark is fearless!! Hope the PC police never get him. One of the best out there right now.

    Blaine BurnettBlaine Burnett22 kun oldin
    • @Toebiwankonobi / JuciySmooyay Mullen is hilarious as well I agree!

      Lunatic MDLunatic MD19 kun oldin
    • Look up Nick Mullen lol

      Toebiwankonobi / JuciySmooyayToebiwankonobi / JuciySmooyay21 kun oldin
  • cocoon loving cunts was hilarious!

    TiktokrxnguyTiktokrxnguy22 kun oldin
  • (360p) same quality as the jokes 👌🏻

    Stanley BricenoStanley Briceno22 kun oldin
  • Nice of the viewer to offer some storage, get a receipt...

    Tdl AustraliaTdl Australia22 kun oldin
  • "Holding on for dear anal" is my new spirit animal phrase. Thank you. (Also sweating through my pee hole, or whatever that line was, too)

    kim pantyhosekim pantyhose22 kun oldin
  • so glad i found this dude

    subjectiveperspsubjectivepersp22 kun oldin
  • I get gayer every time I see your face!! 🤙🏻

    Coby RoseCoby Rose22 kun oldin
  • Aways love your sets, but I really hope bragging about driving drunk in real life doesn’t become a thing. My uncle lost his legs from a drunk driver.

    E. H.E. H.22 kun oldin
    • @Random Bogey brutal LMAOOOOO

      I like drumsI like drums21 kun oldin
    • Did he ever find them?

      Random BogeyRandom Bogey22 kun oldin
  • 360 p quality? WTH .. comedy fatty

    Albert J AAAlbert J AA22 kun oldin
  • Thanks for all the shout outs.

    Boss HogBoss Hog22 kun oldin
  • Check you super 73. Electric mopeds that look old school style

    sanjoriotsanjoriot22 kun oldin
  • This was quite the tale

    WashkabeWashkabe22 kun oldin
  • "I hear you loud and queer" 21:03

    Thanh TranThanh Tran22 kun oldin
  • Is that C-3PO?

    SpuzzwickSpuzzwick22 kun oldin
  • wtf is up with 360p what is this 20 years old

    bquick94bquick9422 kun oldin
  • Derby mopeds are dope. You either get laughs or thumb ups, and the Harley guys just shake their heads.

    mateo77ishmateo77ish22 kun oldin
    • I ride a Harley, also looking for a tomos. Although when I pass a moped I only think DUI lol

      hailzorphailzorp19 kun oldin
  • I swear Mark needs a better cohost. I know they're best friends and have great chemistry, but Joe adds nothing. Him and Sam Morrill are better together.

    spridlespridle22 kun oldin
    • Yeah his side talk is so boring

      Ed BunkersEd Bunkers22 kun oldin
  • *Distant Queef*

    J HJ H22 kun oldin
  • My condo board didn’t like the height of my sunflowers. Damn I hate people in my biz. Next move - in the country away from people.

    CJ LiveCJ Live22 kun oldin
  • Look at mark showing off his different outfits in one video

    Ahmed HamedAhmed Hamed22 kun oldin
  • mark is such a fatty, he's pretty gay too

    Walter DickWalter Dick22 kun oldin
  • I got moped covers for sale, cheap.

    D CD C22 kun oldin
  • Isn't there an episode clip missing where someone stole his seat cover again?? Even with the new lock?

    Jose HuertaJose Huerta22 kun oldin
    • There's, like, 4 of them now... I think the last time was the 4th time it's been stolen

      Random BogeyRandom Bogey22 kun oldin
  • Why he says Kevin hart

    Stephen MartyrStephen Martyr22 kun oldin
    • @Andrew Shanks My jeans are high and tight. I'm tick tocked.

      Michael PipkinMichael Pipkin22 kun oldin
    • @Michael Pipkin sorry about your brain bud

      Andrew ShanksAndrew Shanks22 kun oldin
    • @Andrew Shanks Because when see for it make ten gay loves with Mario take, Kevin Hart.

      Michael PipkinMichael Pipkin22 kun oldin
    • Why are non-English people watching English-speaking comedians ?

      Andrew ShanksAndrew Shanks22 kun oldin
    • Because he be says him Kevin Hart at funny joke ha when he make win gay take laughing no happy.

      Michael PipkinMichael Pipkin22 kun oldin
  • THIS IS SO COOL! I'm a huge moped and old bike guy if you have a po box I'd love to send you a care package to get you started those old 2 strokes are not the most reliable its best to carry a kit of things to keep you going on the road

    Tony BarattaTony Baratta22 kun oldin
    • I had a few of them when I lived in S.F. in my 20s. I had a Honda Hobbit and a Kriedler. The Honda was pretty bulletproof. The Kreidler looked good but was a constant hastle. Anyway, yes, a tool kit is a definite must! Carb cleaner too! Have fun and be safe Mark. Get a full face helmet! I never crashed, but I had a few friends do so and it wasn't pretty. Is Moped Army still around? Good resource of information! I used to ride with the Creatures of the Loin. Still talk to a couple of them... Have fun and be safe!!!

      T.S.T.S.22 kun oldin
  • Mark needs a Honda trail 90.

    J DuskJ Dusk22 kun oldin
    • Had one when I was a kid. LOVED IT. My Dad wrecked it and then sold it without telling me. I was ckoked.

      HulkHogansHeroesHulkHogansHeroes22 kun oldin
    • Great bike

      B HansB Hans22 kun oldin
  • Algorithm

    Jack EJack E22 kun oldin
  • All I read was hog and anal and knew Normand was tangled up in it. 😎

    D FD F22 kun oldin
  • I stopped weed 13 years ago & life is less nightmarish. Drugs make you feel the good infinitely better AND all the negative infinitely worse. So you even out. I know exactly what he's talking about when he mentioned the screaming homeless guy. Get high & pass by the homeless - it's torture. Being drugless is a natural way to be more stoic. Not gonna give up drinking, coffee or tobacco. Those don't come with a psychotic paranoid horror show..

    Xero PuntXero Punt22 kun oldin
    • @Sean Bays weed swings me from bliss to a living nightmare. The question isn't what drugs we're missing, it's what knowledge/understanding & refinement we're missing.

      Xero PuntXero Punt20 kun oldin
    • Cannabis puts your body at homeostasis.. look it up ... We have endo-cannabinoid system in our body that when you ingest cannabis it binds to those receptors , I will say there is a percentage of people that is does cause some sort of mental issue , but I think about less than 3% .... why don’t you put the alcohol , tobacco down and take up using cbd for your health instead of putting poison in your body , but I’m also assuming you like a little buzz or you wouldn’t drink ... how many deaths per year does alcohol cause ? And what’s the number on cannabis ? I know that 0 ....

      Sean BaysSean Bays20 kun oldin
    • @Charlie Dillon agreed.

      T.S.T.S.22 kun oldin
    • Beer doesn't make you call 911 thinking you're dead: uzworld.info/player/video/i5KdotythNbbk6o

      Xero PuntXero Punt22 kun oldin
    • @T.S. Alcohol worst drug out there.

      Charlie DillonCharlie Dillon22 kun oldin
  • Hilarious

    Meat FractalsMeat Fractals22 kun oldin
  • I feel like you are missing some segments. I thought I remember more stories about it.

    Exploring With ASMRExploring With ASMR22 kun oldin
  • Probably better you didn't drive the bike drunk...

    Patrick DavisPatrick Davis22 kun oldin
  • No more vibrating clits on electric bikes. The future won't know what they're missing.

    Walter RouxWalter Roux22 kun oldin
  • That's great you got the hog back. That stinks about those dumb neighbors

    J.T. MolinaJ.T. Molina22 kun oldin
  • Buy an eMoped!

    Stéphane MignotStéphane Mignot22 kun oldin
    • The opposite of a Hog, it would be totally silent!

      triton62674triton6267422 kun oldin
  • filmed on a knock-off GoPro from 8 years ago.

    Ryan BurneyRyan Burney22 kun oldin
  • You on ground level? Take it in ur place.

    LannyLanny22 kun oldin
  • I hate rule guys

    Mental DeviantMental Deviant22 kun oldin
  • So Kevin never got his hog back?

    JoelMattonJoelMatton22 kun oldin
  • @0:01, *Mark buys the hog* In this episode Mark meets an online stranger and blows his "wad" in a tunnel. He also buys a moped. @5:46, *Mark's whørə loves the hog* In this episode Mark tells the story of the first time that he made his GF cum with his Hog. @11:39, *The cover gets stolen* In this episode Mark uses Google to plot against the Hogs enemies. @14:52, *The Hog is stolen (or towed)* In this episode Mark suspects that his elderly neighbor is responsible for the disappearance of his Hog. @20:22, *The Hog returns* In this episode Mark reunites with his Hog and plots the murder of the neighbor that betrayed him.

    emf 303emf 30322 kun oldin
    • Like Seinfeld, but gayer.

      nick gnick g20 kun oldin
    • Hope this gets a season 2!

      Ryogo KusamaRyogo Kusama22 kun oldin
  • I thought Mark finally started doing gay porn when I saw the title of this video.

    samsquansh yeahsamsquansh yeah22 kun oldin
  • Put some weights on it, throw it in the river and sell some parts! 17:17 Its gotta queef like a John Deer... lmfao "Comedy!"

    Jon SJon S22 kun oldin
  • I would keep putting clips on ur channel i didnt know u guys had a pod! Yall mfs gained a subscriber

    Christopher GabrielChristopher Gabriel22 kun oldin
    • You are in for a treat. Fantastic podcast.

      Exploring With ASMRExploring With ASMR22 kun oldin
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