Mark Normand Being Funny! (Jokes, Stories, Jews, Etc)

8-Sen, 2020
97 059 Ko‘rishlar soni

I yanked another compilation someone made. Comedy!!!!
www.marknormandcomedy.com

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  • lol he's talking about dancingbear

    Yo Ho HoYo Ho HoKun oldin
  • wait... mark norm is under 6 ft??? he seems tall!!

    Christopher MurphyChristopher Murphy6 kun oldin
  • "Winnie the Pooh is actually an acid trip." I like Rogan, but c'mon man. written in 1926, so no. The ride is trippy, sure. The story is not about an acid trip.

    Brian ReedBrian Reed16 kun oldin
  • 19:47 he wasn't transgender, joe. Stop pandering to the pc mob.

    JJ BuddhabrotJJ Buddhabrot18 kun oldin
  • Love the intro and the song

    JJ BuddhabrotJJ Buddhabrot18 kun oldin
  • 4:51 They never found the host species for HIV. Just like they never found the host species for Sars-cov-2, but Fauci shut down Fort Detrick's Level IV Lab in August of 2019. (The same lab that the Ames Strain originated from.)

    buttafanbuttafan20 kun oldin
  • Rogan doesn’t laugh at anything mark says despite how funny mark is.

    Ross MillerRoss Miller24 kun oldin
  • Can’t wait to try gateway VR, but I hope I don’t get hooked on hard VR. 😬

    Ross MillerRoss Miller24 kun oldin
  • The girl with the shit science is fucking hilarious 🤣

    TheBaddestLarryTheBaddestLarry26 kun oldin
  • Love your comedy Mark

    Brandon DennisBrandon Dennis29 kun oldin
  • Hahahahahahahaha......'Debbie from sales'

    Roger (APPfordable APPs)Roger (APPfordable APPs)Oy oldin
  • ”They get jaded,” you don't say? , it's not like that's why female stripper and a lot of chicks are jaded

    SundayMorningSundayMorningOy oldin
  • I would absolutely love for someone to put MDMA in my drink...

    Attack the RadicalAttack the RadicalOy oldin
  • 17:25 LoL

    I have a tiny penis butI have a tiny penis butOy oldin
  • Is Theo a type of A sexual? Don't mean to start a big discussion about sex, gender etc., But that just came to mind. Lmao

    Alex TheGreatAlex TheGreatOy oldin
  • Why don’t more comedians do this btw?? You usually gotta hope some random UZworldr makes a “Comedian being funny compilation” stealing all his stuff from other pods.. Steal the stolen!

    James GrauJames GrauOy oldin
  • Two shines for the horns worth 100 Mil Dollarinos

    metvlinmetvlinOy oldin
  • He's great. He's probably knows how clever and damn funny he is even off the cuff but just rolls with the cleverness flying right over heads, doesn't adjust a damn thing.....just keeps it going with little effort and humbly.

    justin denisonjustin denisonOy oldin
  • I love Mark, he doesn't have it all figured out, but he is true. But, who am I? Just counting the hours and days...

    Kevin AhlgrenKevin AhlgrenOy oldin
  • Look at shwab and colon sitting like pansies

    San FrantanaSan FrantanaOy oldin
  • "Kid's trust ugly people less." That's a shirt.

    MrGritz7MrGritz7Oy oldin
  • yanked is such a mark normand word. it just brings me reassurance that mark actually did posted this

    RadCat FeverRadCat FeverOy oldin
  • 4:52 handjob?

    Robert BoydstonRobert BoydstonOy oldin
  • Goddamn you're a weird dude. Probably why I love you

    mbolducmbolducOy oldin
  • Jesus fckk he goes off man !!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    brain ticklerbrain ticklerOy oldin
  • Hi There! My name is Daniel, and I'm a Content Partnerships Representative with BroadBandTV. I'm reaching out because I'm a big fan of your content, and would love to discuss a potential partnership. Let me know if you're interested! ddimonte@bbtv.com

    Daniel DimonteDaniel DimonteOy oldin
  • joe rogan cant handle his weed

    theubctheubcOy oldin
  • Who's the hunk on the right?

    Stony PStony POy oldin
  • The great Mark Normand speaks on this kind of content and the new digital age in this interview - uzworld.info/player/video/iKadbZpuXbbZoYw

    Tom ZappiaTom Zappia2 oy oldin
  • 15:42 starts a 2 minute clip for ONE line... that line, tho 🤣

    tomatoso27tomatoso272 oy oldin
  • I love that Mark's taking all his content back from the "Funny Clips" people and claiming his shit. Make that money bra!

    Yo HYo H2 oy oldin
  • 4:57 - Bite? - Nooo - Handjob? - Nooooooo LMAO. Slide over that shiny head

    AshmaterialAshmaterial2 oy oldin
  • “Weird elbows”

    DanillawafasDanillawafas2 oy oldin
  • 28:00 Netflix be like: “Hmm! We hear yuh Mark!”

    Spudanky!Spudanky!2 oy oldin
  • Winnie the Pooh is female

    Pinky SchultzPinky Schultz2 oy oldin
  • 14:43 you’re welcome.

    Josh BeanJosh Bean2 oy oldin
  • Genius

    DevanshDevansh2 oy oldin
  • Haa

    Jacob Harrington -CoCorKillerJacob Harrington -CoCorKiller2 oy oldin
  • Anyone notice the koala in the shoe I’m the tfatk clip after Rogan

    Alejandro RamirezAlejandro Ramirez2 oy oldin
  • hahahahahahahha!

    TWiSTTWiST2 oy oldin
  • Aah hah.....

    Cody UhrinekCody Uhrinek2 oy oldin
  • YES wtf why am i getting what i want. Im into Mark Normand and he gets a oh wait nvm

    Alex HAlex H2 oy oldin
  • 21:20 "he can jump high, he's loud" that was hilarious. Kudos Mark kudos

    Cam WillisCam Willis2 oy oldin
  • "I gotta get some traps because I got uhhhh... um... uhh no skills talkin' wise" - Mark Normand

    Customer GuyCustomer Guy2 oy oldin
  • I thought Rogan was a comedian? He sure misses a lot of jokes. This is a regular thing with him.

    NoelNoel2 oy oldin
  • vagippin’ is an amazing term to coin, I love it 😏💫

    veespaveespa2 oy oldin
    • I'm sure l heard about this is the 90s rave sence . 🤷

      Andy AndyAndy AndyOy oldin
  • Tipitina's. MARK DO YOU LIKE THAT PLACE OR SOMETHING

    jon boy martinjon boy martin2 oy oldin
  • Jameo bring up dancing bear 🐻😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Taylor SchwillingTaylor Schwilling2 oy oldin
  • Mark: "i'm hard" Joe: "im hard" 😂😂😂

    Ralph TrumanRalph Truman2 oy oldin
  • "weird elbows"

    JordanJordan2 oy oldin
  • mark nailed it with the tigger and ninja concept. Hes part black, jumps real high, moves fast, and can't talk right. with the lisp he is kinda like a gay black guy. And he's got that one white friend in Christopher Robin.

    Gerry BirdGerry Bird2 oy oldin
  • This is gold lmao thank you sir

    John GavinJohn Gavin2 oy oldin
  • Gaaawdamn... Joe and MarC roasted the shit out of most of us

    JdaeggerJdaegger2 oy oldin
  • “Mark will date one of her”

    Jacob BlueJacob Blue2 oy oldin
  • God level comedy

    Noah HarjuNoah Harju2 oy oldin
  • Mark, one of the very few stand-ups that is exactly the same on a pod an on stage. Love him.

    Derik CraysDerik Crays2 oy oldin
  • No one fires more jokes over Joe's head than Mark. Mark reminds me of Norm in this way. If no one in the room gets what he's doing he doesn't apologize, back pedal or abandon the bit, he commits harder for the folks who will get it later on video.

    Gene BurnettGene Burnett2 oy oldin
    • well, it's in his name

      wet holewet holeOy oldin
    • I was just thinking he's quite Norm-ish, which is a huge compliment.

      andthereisntoneandthereisntoneOy oldin
  • @ 9:49 Please resurface this table. It could look so much better

    CHUCK FarlieCHUCK Farlie2 oy oldin
  • I'm my opinion, Jamie sounds like a calmer version of Mark 😆

    Matt HaleMatt Hale2 oy oldin
  • Jews and ect. Lmfaoooooooo I love you

    Gerardo MartinGerardo Martin2 oy oldin
  • Amazing how one man... made so many others actually recognizable. I speak of Joe Rogan.

    Joshua EwellJoshua Ewell2 oy oldin
  • No one whines and complains more about cancel culture than comedians. so sensitive.

    ashley schaefferashley schaeffer2 oy oldin
  • 17:25 i know youre in the tribe... big fan 😭😭😭😭

    Steve SSteve S2 oy oldin
  • Oh shit! Tigger was black!

    Chris CoatesChris Coates2 oy oldin
  • Pedophile to Vampire analogy 🙈🙈🙈

    Chris CoatesChris Coates2 oy oldin
  • Lol jokes, stories, jews

    Enlightenment ZEnlightenment Z2 oy oldin
  • comedy!

    Malik ShabazzMalik Shabazz2 oy oldin
  • Hilarious

    Jody MafJody Maf2 oy oldin
  • I love how proud he was of the laugh “That’ll kill a Jew” got 😂😂😂

    Matthew DuellMatthew Duell2 oy oldin
    • Patrick Davis I only noticed it because Mark usually isn’t one to laugh or react to his own jokes very often. He knew that one was gold 😂

      Matthew DuellMatthew Duell2 oy oldin
    • Thank you for pointing that out, I don’t know if I would’ve noticed it as much without you pointing it out. That shit was hilarious 😂😂😂

      Patrick DavisPatrick Davis2 oy oldin
  • amazing 😍💋 💝💖❤️

    Eun JungEun Jung2 oy oldin
  • Dude joe is so tired from mark energy lmao

    Jacob SmithJacob Smith2 oy oldin
  • Can’t wait to see you in San Antonio this weekend!

    Johnny Del RomeJohnny Del Rome2 oy oldin
  • Mark is neither womand nor mand

    Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • What? Kill myself? Yeah....that’s probably appropriate.

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
  • Winnie the pooh is about the conflict and cooperation of different aspects of your mind. Specifically as it applies to childhood paradigms. Heffalumps are about drugs, though. That ride is trippy because the animators were definitely on acid.

    Luke WojdyloLuke Wojdylo2 oy oldin
    • @mark woo no worries, man. I kinda figured. Same thing with my "terrible" comment. I was going for mock indignation. And I dunno what this other dude's issue is. I guess once you work out most of your drug deals "in trade" you think anything's funny. Where you trying stand-up at?

      Luke WojdyloLuke Wojdylo2 oy oldin
    • @mark woo First off, why? Second what a terrible thing to say.

      Luke WojdyloLuke Wojdylo2 oy oldin
  • ...Hand job..?

    Garrett JohnsenGarrett Johnsen2 oy oldin
  • What happened to 5 videos a week!!!!!

    BluedregsBluedregs2 oy oldin
  • Thank You, I'm Kevin Hart...

    MegaSkillaMegaSkilla2 oy oldin
  • Comedy!

    mikelor1234mikelor12342 oy oldin
  • Mark is the first person to acknowledge Jamie's existence

    GnomesAmokGnomesAmok2 oy oldin
  • Love the Pod - Everyone go and binge watch 'Tuesdays With Stories' and I'll touch your nether regions.

    ParkourestryParkourestry2 oy oldin
    • Sounds like a threat

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
  • Title gotta be the best part 😂

    Grant MinskyGrant Minsky2 oy oldin
  • 11:58 lol wtf was that!? Did Rogan just get blown by Jaimbo? Did he just ingest the soul of a small child? Tf?

    Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • 27:13

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • 25:39 When Joe loves a joke

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • 15:15 Joe mindlessly repeating Mark

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • 13:00 Joe’s private thoughts

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
    • 12:11 Ahh. He confesses 10 seconds later

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
  • Joe: “AIDS doesn’t actually come from fucking a monkey. These guys were hunting a monkey...” Mark: “Bite?” Joe: “No...” Mark: “Handjob?”

    Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King2 oy oldin
  • If I could drain any one person’s ass it would def be mark normand

    masterVader509masterVader5092 oy oldin
  • It's so funny watching Joe Rogan's face when he's talking to someone he knows is funnier than him. He does the same thing with Theo Von. It's either pure jealousy or explicit violent h○m○se×ual thoughts.

    Ken CaminitiKen Caminiti2 oy oldin
  • Theo von is one of the few LA comics I still respect. Him and tim dillon

    YurpNYurpN2 oy oldin
    • @Steve Collins quite wrong my friend

      YurpNYurpN2 oy oldin
    • Timmy D is from Long Island

      Watch This!Watch This!2 oy oldin
    • Steve Collins wrong and wrong

      Calvin CartwrightCalvin Cartwright2 oy oldin
    • Tim dillon is from boston (and still lives here)

      Steve CollinsSteve Collins2 oy oldin
  • LOVE how Mark identifies with, AND DESTROYS at the same time... ARTISTRY!!!

    dramaresdramares2 oy oldin
  • 17:19... MARK!... FIRE!

    dramaresdramares2 oy oldin
  • Thanks Dr. Mark. You are one of a few comedians who are keeping me from losing my fucking mind.

    Hoof In MouthHoof In Mouth2 oy oldin
  • YOUTH will ALWAYS have the edge!... GO LONG MARK!!!

    dramaresdramares2 oy oldin
  • I got the 666 thumb up!

    Daniel ValdiviaDaniel Valdivia2 oy oldin
    • Hail satan

      Mark SteensonMark Steenson2 oy oldin
  • Callen doesn't watch porn unless it's snuff or rape porn 👀

    G_GlasgowRFCG_GlasgowRFC2 oy oldin
  • Mark get ur ass on tigerbelly please

    PoYo LoKoPoYo LoKo2 oy oldin
  • Normaaaaand

    Matyáš SieglMatyáš Siegl2 oy oldin
  • The description hahahahaha

    slashhendrix101slashhendrix1012 oy oldin
  • holy fuck, 30 minutes of greatness

    Vincent AlexanderVincent Alexander2 oy oldin
  • This is some high quality content. Jokes and everything. Comedy am I right. this guy.

    Adam DaviesAdam Davies2 oy oldin
  • @21:20 Mark: What about Tigger in Whinnie the Pooh? He can jump high, he's loud." Holy fuck that had me laughing so hard.

    footytangfootytang2 oy oldin
  • 25:39 low hangin troll fruit lol

    Gaming LandscapesGaming Landscapes2 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart is a great pod guest!

    Rhett HarrisRhett Harris2 oy oldin
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