Mark Normand & Sam Morril Life in Quarantine PART 2

25-May, 2020
34 950 Ko‘rishlar soni

Mark and Sam chew the fat again in Part 2 of quarantine catch up. They yap about their new reps, Mark's trip to Connecticut and run some zniger ideas. Comedy!!

  • Can’t wait for the next one!

    GabeGabe2 kun oldin
  • Excellent. Thanks for doing this. Mark .... U R funny! Just thought u needed to hear this!

    fegersteinfegerstein8 kun oldin
  • :)

    G3M1N1J0K3RG3M1N1J0K3R2 oy oldin
  • damn wish i found this 3 months ago

    Richard IngameRichard Ingame2 oy oldin
  • Ad land

    Puzzle DustPuzzle Dust2 oy oldin
  • wow. I learned a lot jew history (in a good way lol). you dudes are legit af

    JordanJordan3 oy oldin
  • Its adorable when you both synchronise 'looking up and to the left' trying to work out a joke at 51:59 Increased bloodflow to the joke-crafting circuitry.

    damp doilydamp doily3 oy oldin
  • Animals can get angry when sexually frustrated, you hear about it at zoos and from breeders.

    damp doilydamp doily3 oy oldin
  • please please continue doing these and plllss get them on the apple podcast app or spotify!!

    Happy CamperHappy Camper5 oy oldin
  • Hey guys. Jamie Kennedy is not a great comedian, but heckler is an amazing film that I have seen 10 times. It’s simply a documentary about comedians, and a heckler say have had to endure. It’s not about Jamie Kennedy. Pretty much every famous comedian, at the time the film was made, is in the film. It’s an amazing film.

    pooch the dogpooch the dog5 oy oldin
  • love you guys

    PabloWanPabloWan5 oy oldin
  • Don't stop doing these

    backgroundbabblebackgroundbabble5 oy oldin
  • Pretty cool how they went thru premises for a bit.

    Rich TheGreatRich TheGreat5 oy oldin
  • Haha Mark cant look someone in the eyes for longer than 5 seconds if his life depended on it...hhaha

    PravoizavlijesvijetaPravoizavlijesvijeta5 oy oldin
  • Holyshit literally both of my favorite vomics

    AvHAvH5 oy oldin
  • “What are you gonna do call your parents and talk to them at the same time?” That one burned may have to try that one out

    Ben DBen D5 oy oldin
  • Hahaha I heard that I think that was Bert on the retard thing...its only mean if you mean in ..I are glue and road the short bus with a bejeweled helmet....super special;)) heyyyyy guys...(Goonies) I love Mark's voice ..I would have him narrate my tale..its would be funny...

    SIMPLY MESIMPLY ME5 oy oldin
  • is anyone else masterbating to this while they wish they were jewish?

    zer0_d0wnzer0_d0wn5 oy oldin
    • L'Chaim!

      damp doilydamp doily3 oy oldin
  • Korea is the Mullet of countries made me laugh so hard I spilled beer on my fucking Mac... GDI Marc!

    Tyler MagoonTyler Magoon5 oy oldin
  • 29:04 mark that was beautiful

    fruitypeebilsfruitypeebils5 oy oldin
  • I dont get it

    Ryan McTeerRyan McTeer5 oy oldin
  • It’s kinda pathetic when you guys aren’t informed about things like the caravan and the try to make a joke. It’d be funnier if you did your homework. The caravan was bussed to the border 😂 mark almost had it with the cars bit he’s to out if the loop to get it. Even the guy your staying with trying to vent to you about the left. He’s right and you could get some bits if you stopped being such a liberal. You’re funny but you’re letting pussy and attention mess you up

    Random DudeRandom Dude5 oy oldin
  • Shout out to joe list for not being here. Keep it up kid

    A GA G5 oy oldin
  • After this craziness is over this generation of comics is going to come out swinging! I can't wait!

    P LP L6 oy oldin
  • HEY!!! Mark and Sam Don't read this!!! Ha Gotcha!

    Paul IseriPaul Iseri6 oy oldin
  • Covid=False Flag

    Larry EinsteinLarry Einstein6 oy oldin
  • didn't know they were two different people...

    Maria Manuela DelgadoMaria Manuela Delgado6 oy oldin
  • This my new favorite podcast

    left0maticleft0matic6 oy oldin
  • The Simpson’s background is fucking legendary.

    VHS Copy of SeinfeldVHS Copy of Seinfeld6 oy oldin
  • im so glad they did this more than once ! MY fav! COMEDY!

    Liz LLiz L6 oy oldin
  • Sorry Sam, I sleep in the same bed as my girlfriend every night and every morning I wake up on the wrong side of the bed because I sleep in the SAME BED AS MY GIRLFRIEND EVERY NIGHT

    chef porkchopchef porkchop6 oy oldin
  • Thanks for the great show last time you were in Royal oak Mark! Keep coming back!

    chef porkchopchef porkchop6 oy oldin
  • I love the new joke premises guys! And the specials! I would say how much I would love to go to a drive in comedy show but how do you kick out hecklers when their honkers?

    chef porkchopchef porkchop6 oy oldin
  • You are two of the best younger joke writers out there, please talk more about writing jokes. You do not need to do this small talk bs all the shitty comedians have to do

    HiroeHiroe6 oy oldin
  • I love both these comics but they are rusty....

    TokyoRobTokyoRob6 oy oldin
  • Joke brain storming Priceless !! panda joke please

    massimo Bargagnamassimo Bargagna6 oy oldin
  • I think it was Schulz with guy in the hat bit.

    Eric G.Eric G.6 oy oldin
  • Sexually...I would do anything to Mark Normand

    Schelie GSchelie G6 oy oldin
  • I’m with Mark. Far left SJW PC culture is AIDS. Sad that white liberals have embraced this culture. I say this as a moderate white guy.

    Frederick0220Frederick02206 oy oldin
  • Why do all the famous Jewish people in Hollywood change their last name?

    Frederick0220Frederick02206 oy oldin
    • @Tom Good to know. Thanks Tom

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • @Frederick0220 Goldberg and Rothstein aren't genuine Jewish names though. Yemini and Shaffir are. Most American Jews have appropriated German names. If you go to Eastern Europe or Russia, you'll find the majority of the Jewish population with Slavic names like Wachowski. In the Middle East, they use Mehmed as their alternative to Mohammed.

      TomTom5 oy oldin
    • @Tom It seems to be exclusively an entertainment thing, though. I grew up in a town in Connecticut that is 40% Jewish and most Jews had very Jewish-sounding last names like "Goldberg" and "Rothstein."

      Frederick0220Frederick02205 oy oldin
    • Jewish people tend to adopt the local names of any culture they migrate to. The great cloaking device of language, apparently.

      TomTom5 oy oldin
  • This is like eavesdropping on 2 legendary comedians at a comedy club. Both of your specials are 100x better than most of the Netflix stand-up specials.

    Reed BurkettReed Burkett6 oy oldin
  • Mark is lookin good saw your special buddy really funny ;)

    Dalton BustinerczeeksDalton Bustinerczeeks6 oy oldin
  • Love these !

    Aaa MmmAaa Mmm6 oy oldin
  • This is my new favorite podcast. Please keep doing this

    F PaulF Paul6 oy oldin
  • I can’t tell either of you apart

    Jonathan PerezJonathan Perez6 oy oldin
  • Mark, you’ve got to do a bit on the “can’t build up credit with women” idea. That will resonate with so many men. Such a great concept!

    Cameron FryCameron Fry6 oy oldin
  • good choice sam, that evergreen terrace 👌

    PAVPAV6 oy oldin
  • MARK . What else ya got? Should be the name of this podcast

    AK 4oAK 4o6 oy oldin
  • You guys should write an act where you lob setups at each other and grand slam punchlines and fart. Thanks for the specials guys, your hardwork and talent is killing it! Keep going!

    Ciao HowdyCiao Howdy6 oy oldin
  • Hey can somebody give me a brief description of each of these guys please blind thank you

    Bill FordBill Ford6 oy oldin
  • Love this podcast keep em coming!!

    shane jasekshane jasek6 oy oldin
  • id listen to this podcast even though I think mark's gay

    J ZJ Z6 oy oldin
  • This was chill asf. Feels like I'm talking with the boys

    Anxiety EbrietyAnxiety Ebriety6 oy oldin
  • Oh my god they mentioned big ed from 90 day fiancé

    Charles WhelonCharles Whelon6 oy oldin
  • Mark is living it up lmao

    Charles WhelonCharles Whelon6 oy oldin
  • Sam actually believes the official 911 story?

    Pedram GhanbarzadeganPedram Ghanbarzadegan6 oy oldin
  • I like seeing you guys try out the jokes. New show Sam and Mark Norman brainstorming

    PrimmZ06PrimmZ066 oy oldin
  • SUCH a ridiculous crush on these two! Cougar alert! ;)

    lynno1974lynno19746 oy oldin
  • I don't get it...

    ZiP VisualsZiP Visuals6 oy oldin
  • Such a sick show! Glad you boys got new reps that chased ya x

    ChillzChillz6 oy oldin
  • i think this must stay as a podcast we need a mark podcast

    Chase EadsChase Eads6 oy oldin
  • Mark you need to ditch Joe and do a true podcast with Sam. Joe is bringing you down, dude is a Debbie downer

    JustlauderJustlauder6 oy oldin
  • 3:50 as an audience member @ live sets, I’ve been called “stone face” many times. But I wouldn’t be there if I didn’t like ya! So no worries! Unless it’s an opener, but sometimes I laugh more bc they suck so hard.

    ••••••6 oy oldin
  • I’m hungover and gay

    Jimbo HossJimbo Hoss6 oy oldin
  • I hope Redbar checks this out. Normands cool , Sam 👎

    Non DscriptNon Dscript6 oy oldin
  • Love watching you guys bounce potential bits

    Co MaCo Ma6 oy oldin
  • Thanks guys I really enjoy the podcast. The casual back and forth is awesome. If five years ago I was told I’d watch 2 hours of people talking their shit I wouldn’t have believed them. Love it.

    Gary DalyGary Daly6 oy oldin
  • 444

    Luis ChevereLuis Chevere6 oy oldin
  • 2 of the funniest out there

    Danny bhoyDanny bhoy6 oy oldin
  • He can't even make eye contacts through a screen

    cookummscookumms6 oy oldin
  • This needs to be a legit podcast

    Kyle MooneyKyle Mooney6 oy oldin
  • Awesome. Weekly please

    ChrisTopher TheNinjaChrisTopher TheNinja6 oy oldin
  • I don’t get it.

    Jack VoogleJack Voogle6 oy oldin
  • Ayy Connecticut ! Its probably more fun when we are shut down! Hmu Mark I’m not sick

    David MastroDavid Mastro6 oy oldin
  • I really dig both of your comedy. You’re both hysterical. Which is kinda trippy since by your characters and awareness I would think you’d be fans of 45. He’s very funny and totally strong masculine bro. Maybe it’s the dad thing. Try forgiving your daddies then take another look at the great leader of the free world. (Jovial vibes)

    SaltyTotoBearSaltyTotoBear6 oy oldin
  • I am hereby applying officially to be both of your Man Fridays. I could live in close physical proximity to both of you, do your laundry, cook for you, clean for you, run your home basically, and understand every moment of your lives as comics. Esp you, Normand, you stealing, closeted, low self esteem hilarity machine. You guys are the best right here....I could watch these all day and night. Even in Alaska, where at any given moment, it is all day or night. See what I did there?

    kim pantyhosekim pantyhose6 oy oldin
  • We need this as a weekly pod you queefs!

    Runb4its2lateRunb4its2late6 oy oldin
  • This is a great combination

    V XV X6 oy oldin
  • 29:22 HAHA Anal

    Jim SmythJim Smyth6 oy oldin
  • Would love if you guys made this into a regular podcast!

    #TMMNEW#TMMNEW6 oy oldin
  • I really appreciate hearing you guys brainstorming bits. Most of that shit is hilarious & I’m very interested in seeing how some of those play out. There’s definitely a pod here, if you guys are into it.

    drk_nrgydrk_nrgy6 oy oldin
  • drink every time Sam says "premise" or Mark breaks eye contact for 5+ seconds

    Eric MaclennanEric Maclennan6 oy oldin
  • The backround in general is hilarious :D

    L1onL1on6 oy oldin
  • love that you guys are thinking of doing these weekly. its really interesting to hear you guys bounce material off each other

    peepsperspeepspers6 oy oldin
  • I love these goofs and gays, keep it up!

    Rob LombardoRob Lombardo6 oy oldin
  • I'm gonna be Mark's and Sam's unofficial manager. You guys have more time on your hands now, so INCREASE ya fan base and thumbs up a few of us miserable, yet loyal lovers of great comedy. I see famous folk on other channels now doing this. It makes is lonely, miserable masturbators feel special. Heads up guys: There will be NO return to large public gatherings for a long, long, long time. So you better be planning to go digital for the long haul. People still want to guys just won't be able to comedy club hop.

    JacquelynnJacquelynn6 oy oldin
  • this podcast and both your specials are so fucking funny. I’ve watched both specials at least 3-4 times a piece.

    Seth RottierSeth Rottier6 oy oldin
  • Love it, more of these please fatties!

    The Bard YardThe Bard Yard6 oy oldin
  • Love it

    Ayden DunawayAyden Dunaway6 oy oldin
  • It hurts to say this but I think a Sam and Normand pod would be better than Tuesdays with Stories or anything Sam does with his woman

    PhilPhil6 oy oldin
  • Sam, 48:06 "Even Caitlyn Jenner looks like... Bruce Jenner."

    Tadiwa MahlungeTadiwa Mahlunge6 oy oldin
  • Mark, this is way more watchable than and enjoyable than hearing without the "queef this- cum in my face, eat my ass, etc" banter you do with J.List. Call me a prude or whatever but I didn't switch to a different video once which is how I react to some of your Twos gay banter. Wishing you guys good luck through these times...PeaceOrElse

    Floyd WaightFloyd Waight6 oy oldin
  • I just want to watch these two beat off! Chat roulette style

    joe shmojoe shmo6 oy oldin
  • Last one of these I said it's crazy that they have the same manager. Crazy that they both have mothers

    Matthew KennedyMatthew Kennedy6 oy oldin
  • The joe Rogan experiment is the name of a file in the pentagon

    Top RamenTop Ramen6 oy oldin
  • Yes! Weekly joke inception and insight about the current situation from two very different and funny guys. Brilliant!

    JoãoJoão6 oy oldin
  • Why are there no Home School Shootings?

    Dave GreeneDave Greene6 oy oldin
  • my favorite part of the Jamie Kennedy Heckler movie is that he tries to bring a high school kid back stage to confront him about his heckling and the kid just keeps roasting him and is making people in the room laugh while Kennedy is getting pissed and can't hang comedically even with this kid. And they kept it in the movie.

    inkonpaperheroinkonpaperhero6 oy oldin
  • Am re-evaluating my perception of sam coz to me his whole look came off as a world class jerk..on watching his special and now hw he conducts himself on this face time..seems lyk a swell dude

    Jose IreriJose Ireri6 oy oldin
  • Mark, I need some advice. I have a 3 year old son that is starting to exhibit indicators that he may have some special needs. My wife and I are older parents(both in our 40's) so there was some concern that there was a higher risk of mental retardation etc. However...our fertility doctor assured us that the "tests" they administered before birth showed no mental defects.So now, in light of the cognitive deficiencies he's starting to exhibit ...I'm starting to think that the little bastard just guessed the right answers on that damn test!! to I convince my wife to get off the antidepressants, buy an SUV and move close to a pond? Thanks.

    Terrible paulseyTerrible paulsey6 oy oldin