Mark Normand's Crazy Road Rage Story

9-Iyl, 2020
54 764 Ko‘rishlar soni

In Dublin on the last day of the Body Shots Tour. Mark tells Bert Kreischer, Mike Calta and Shane Torres a wild story from his Catholic school days. Giddy up!!!
From Bertcast # 343 - Mike "Cowhead" Calta,

  • 1/4 of this table is hilarious.

    Mark Mathews MusicMark Mathews MusicOy oldin
  • Thanks for the peanutbutter tip, work will never know

    ihave givenupihave givenupOy oldin
  • Why the hell this guys laugh so close to the mic, it interrupts the storie

    llimallimaOy oldin
  • bert is literally a human pig squeeky toy.

    Jose CarvajalJose CarvajalOy oldin
  • Is Bert still able to think with his shirt on?

    Craig RoswellCraig RoswellOy oldin
  • it's a credit to Mark that he has the patience and good spirit to relate this joke so energetically to 3 complacently unfunny comedians. could be the booze, too, of course.

    Annie KnuesAnnie Knues2 oy oldin
  • Ugh, Bert. I'm really tired of it. Feel bad for the dude. His anxiety is fever-pitched and the only cure he's ever known is attention.

    Sam HolderSam Holder3 oy oldin
  • Mark is the best, doesnt get enough attention

    patjcoanpatjcoan3 oy oldin
  • Tom Segura looks terrible in this clip!

    Nathaniel EdwardsNathaniel Edwards3 oy oldin
  • Bert trying to be funny is so pathetic to watch

    gattiyongattiyon3 oy oldin
  • I wish I could have finished this but Bert is reprehensible.

    iiDefiediiDefied3 oy oldin
  • Those guys were just fuckin annoyin!

    Rabbie BurnsRabbie Burns3 oy oldin
  • Chaz Bono on the right?

    James GrauJames Grau4 oy oldin
  • Ayyyy I’m drinking Tito’s rn

    PappaNatzyPappaNatzy4 oy oldin
  • Normand is the only non obscenely obese guy here (Bert being the fattest)

    Janoy CresvaJanoy Cresva4 oy oldin
  • Note to self on the peanut butter thing huh? I mean for friends and stuff. I quit drinking.

    Leap YearLeap Year4 oy oldin
  • Do they know they dont have to hold the mics up THE ENTIRE TIME...not even talking 80% of the podcast

    The Way of LifeThe Way of Life4 oy oldin
  • The moral of the story: Jiff just isn't for sandwiches anymore

    CJ MeikoCJ Meiko4 oy oldin
  • I litterally had to double check to see if that really was Bert Kreischer because I sat there and watched the entire video, thinking does Bert Kreischer really have a brother? WTF? I was thinking the whole time, "It sounds a bit like him, same mannerisms & laugh, almost looks like him, although I think Bert definitely has him beat in the looks department.. " low and behold, it was Bertie Boy this entire time! 😆 Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought this..

    Shane MShane M4 oy oldin
  • Bert was 100% that guy in high school who heard someone tell a joke, then he repeats it louder and gets more laughs and now thinks that he's the funny one.

    StevenSteven4 oy oldin
    • @iiDefied no schuab was the guy everyone knew was gay but wouldnt admit it

      JamesJames2 oy oldin
    • @iiDefied Lol

      Seth LSeth L2 oy oldin
    • I think that's Schaub

      iiDefiediiDefied3 oy oldin
  • Didn’t stop laughing 😂 great storytelling

    hotsauce3087hotsauce30874 oy oldin
  • Guys Bert doesn’t even smell that bad

    Mike MMike M4 oy oldin
  • Buy some fucking mic stands 😂 🎙

    tono80tono804 oy oldin
  • Just curious -- why are white people still allowed to talk?

    James StarwindJames Starwind4 oy oldin
  • So mark was a private school teen, drunk driving a convertible, fucking with a guy on the road till Mark pushed him over the edge. Then Mark blames the other guy for the actions HE caused, and accused him of being a skeevy guy just trying to make a buck. But also Mark said “THEY” were skeevy guys, accidentally letting us know there’s more to this story then he’s putting out. And he’s still telling this story like a real grown up prick.

    Pop 4 KeepsPop 4 Keeps4 oy oldin
  • Ahh yes...the stories that suggest I'm not the nice guy I portray myself as sometimes. I've been drunk a few times.

    Bryan SlanksterBryan Slankster4 oy oldin
  • Fuckin' A, man. Now thats how you tell a damn story. WOw.

    D in ColoradoD in Colorado4 oy oldin
  • I think the closest fat dude is drinking ketchup.

    JKCJKC4 oy oldin
  • I stumbled upon Mark Normand and Theo Von recently and my God it's changed my life.

    The Tribal1The Tribal14 oy oldin
    • I would love to re-discover them lol

      Gabriel SilvasGabriel Silvas2 oy oldin
    • We call that the Joe Rogan impact

      Dan C BeardedDan C Bearded2 oy oldin
    • Jack Belcher A comedian talking about cocaine changed your life? 🤔

      Sean Matthew KingSean Matthew King3 oy oldin
    • Theos accent is funny but after ur use to it, he's not that funny

      Rodrigo DeleonRodrigo Deleon3 oy oldin
    • The Tribal1 oh man your life is going to continue to get better. Search for Theo Von hilarious taxi story on the Joey Diaz podcast (the full version) and the cocaine story on the Joe Rogan podcast. Shit changed my life 🤣🤣🤣

      Jack BelcherJack Belcher3 oy oldin
  • Boat dad lol so rude. Love you Mark!

    Logan HayesLogan Hayes4 oy oldin
  • The story the fans didn't deserve but definitely needed.

    humblebughumblebug4 oy oldin
  • didn't realize they knew Batista from Dexter

    Habitat HomiesHabitat Homies4 oy oldin
  • 🔥🔥🔥Everything about this video is AWESOME....minus BERT Kreischer...We are sick of the "no shirt" are gonna have to tell jokes at some point, Bert😂😂😂

    Bahls DeepeBahls Deepe4 oy oldin
  • Does he wear sunglasses now because of his eye contact problem?

    INSANEcuberINSANEcuber4 oy oldin
  • Hah.. he had a pony tail.... no offense...

    nick lermanick lerma4 oy oldin
  • Bert is not funny

    Mike FMike F4 oy oldin
  • Sooooo.....Bert's a comedian?????

    MAB 24MAB 244 oy oldin
  • Did they ever talk to Packy? “No, no...Packy knows how to escape, he sees a signal and runs into a tree.” Bahahhaja

    Chad RanftleChad Ranftle4 oy oldin
  • Bert. Cuz im eating peanut butter and driving

    Robo JimboRobo Jimbo4 oy oldin
  • Lmao this is the best. Guy goes over the trunk. Gets his hand run over. "So we go to the houseparty".lmao

    Robo JimboRobo Jimbo4 oy oldin
  • 18 Dislikes Guy who jumped in the convertible and his 16 illegitimate kids and baby mommas

    Brian SuchorskiBrian Suchorski4 oy oldin
  • 18 Dislikes Guy who jumped in the convertible and his 16 illegitimate kids and baby mommas

    Brian SuchorskiBrian Suchorski4 oy oldin
  • This story should of been on "this is not happening" instead of the stove top bath/slept with his teacher story. Epic!

    Tony DayTony Day4 oy oldin
  • He had a pony tail no offense

    Jesse CamposJesse Campos4 oy oldin
  • Rad.

    luke513luke5134 oy oldin
  • "Because we're on the street. The street is moving!" LMAOOO

    CJ SampsonCJ Sampson4 oy oldin
  • Who DIDNT queef?

    SentientCentristSentientCentrist4 oy oldin
  • More wild crazy stories please. Big fan, love all your stuff

    efreinshtickefreinshtick4 oy oldin
  • hey Bert, shut up

    Joe O'ConnorJoe O'Connor4 oy oldin
  • Bert's face is bad. Dude is holding way too much water. How long until the cirrhosis diagnosis?

    TKTK4 oy oldin
    • Water? I think you mean kool-aid

      Zeke DimblebeeZeke Dimblebee4 oy oldin
  • Shut up Bert.

    RoadRunnerRoadRunner4 oy oldin
  • Funny mf'ers

    Gregory CampbellGregory Campbell4 oy oldin
  • Bert needs to shut the hell up while Mark is telling this masterpiece of a story

    Eric SandovalEric Sandoval4 oy oldin
    • To be fair they all kept interrupting. In fact Bert was the guy that said "wait, how does the story end"? But yeah, it was all very frustrating. They kept screwing up Mark's rhythm.

      dcool2u2dcool2u24 oy oldin
    • @d nizzle its bc he doesnt add shit to the table except weak jokes and lame comedy

      Nick RoosaNick Roosa4 oy oldin
    • Let the man tell his story.

      MrBuketmanMrBuketman4 oy oldin
    • It would be fine if he wasn’t so hacky

      Celebrity WarshipCelebrity Warship4 oy oldin
    • I don’t even think Bert is interrupting that much

      Dun BarDun Bar4 oy oldin
  • For the love of god, let the man talk!!!

    Duh OuweHoerDuh OuweHoer4 oy oldin

    ElGatosLastLifeElGatosLastLife4 oy oldin
    • He actually sounds like a Burnt Chrysler.

      Samuel BlancoSamuel Blanco4 oy oldin
    • Dude he NEEDS TO WHEEZE . it’s like we get it bro , u don’t need to over-do it !

      sean galesean gale4 oy oldin
  • Shut up bert, you're a bit killer

    AlwaystryinAlwaystryin4 oy oldin
  • Holy shit what a great story! lol Mark is a legend

    Justin McGuffeeJustin McGuffee4 oy oldin
  • Holy Shit dude this story is crazy

    TheSun izSpininYouTheSun izSpininYou4 oy oldin
  • Every person in this video has an entire Mark Normand inside of their gut..

    Matthew BoyceMatthew Boyce4 oy oldin
  • Lotta fatties in this 1

    Eric HararyEric Harary4 oy oldin
  • That was f*cking hilarious. Mark Normand has several movies inside waiting to be made, based on his actual life.

    Christine ChinChristine Chin4 oy oldin
    • YES 100%

      Gavin BallGavin Ball3 oy oldin
    • Jackass 4 maybe

      TOWER TOPTOWER TOP4 oy oldin
  • Dude Im currently looking at a bag of chips called "Paqui: Haunted Ghostpepper"

    Yor NameYor Name4 oy oldin
  • mark can't laugh properly and he wears his sunglasses indoors. this is my kinda guy.

    Arley AArley A4 oy oldin
    • He is wearing glasses to hide his disdain for the hack comedian known as Bert Kreisher😂😂😂

      Bahls DeepeBahls Deepe4 oy oldin
    • That's because Bert drank Mark under the table every night of their European tour so he's probably nursing a bad hangover.

      DaenerysDaenerys4 oy oldin
    • Helps with not making eye contact

      thomas greenthomas green4 oy oldin
  • What is this guy's life!!??

    JamesJames4 oy oldin
  • Catholic School.... Ah. All makes sense now!!!

    OkieGrower75OkieGrower754 oy oldin
  • That fat guy with the hat is so annoying

    Kevin HernandezKevin Hernandez4 oy oldin
  • loook at you cool dudes bert an mark release the same video

    SITFUstraw1075SITFUstraw10754 oy oldin
  • You should do a thing about all your mad stories. Something like James Acaster's classic scrapes

    Sourabh UnnikrishnanSourabh Unnikrishnan4 oy oldin
  • Bert is unbearable

    Philip Oliver- HolzPhilip Oliver- Holz4 oy oldin
  • Good story, Markus. Only Calta knows enough to stfu while you tell it. Bert & girthy represent what’s sucks during such situations. Always trying to punch up an already funny story.

    DamarajaDamaraja4 oy oldin
    • Both of y’all are haters so shhhh

      Marlon FullerMarlon Fuller4 oy oldin
    • When Bert did his long impression of talking with peanut butter in his mouth I almost cringe-puked. Yuck.

      hangtime911hangtime9114 oy oldin
  • I reckon that room would stink of farts

    Daniel OgilvieDaniel Ogilvie4 oy oldin
  • I wish berts mic was off

    Jordan RaeJordan Rae4 oy oldin
  • Bert is a hack.

    gbarrettomatesgbarrettomates4 oy oldin
  • bad camera angle for the guest

    sayotefriessayotefries4 oy oldin
  • Kevin Hart looking pale these days !

    Wet YaWet Ya4 oy oldin
  • Jesus christ Mark, get some mic stands!

    Beach&BoardFanBeach&BoardFan4 oy oldin
  • LMAO! Your the best Mark!

    Travis STravis S4 oy oldin
  • I'm waiting to see this in some Apatow movie.

    Andrew LacoAndrew Laco4 oy oldin
  • Oh cool a new Mark Normand interview *immediately hearing bert* Nope

    Ryan McDevittRyan McDevitt4 oy oldin
    • So glad I’m not the only one who finds him ridiculously annoying

      Eric SandovalEric Sandoval4 oy oldin
    • Calta is Worse

      incinerator1016incinerator10164 oy oldin
    • He's like your Dad's friend that thinks he's funny

      Dave MillettDave Millett4 oy oldin
    • I feel terrible for agreeing with this.

      adog231231adog2312314 oy oldin
    • Annoying but a good egg though

      Theodore BarksdaleTheodore Barksdale4 oy oldin
  • Awesome story but would have been better if the three fatties stopped interupting with stupid pointless tags. How irritating.

    Irving VIrving V4 oy oldin
  • Ah the ol tipsy tap

    roehee1234roehee12344 oy oldin
  • lol just ... like .. the tapping is not ok, not to be a downer but thats like an odd part of the story to sorta gloss over

    janglestickjanglestick4 oy oldin
    • @roehee1234 yes but on the booty not the boot. Or in the states, the dumper not the bumper.

      janglestickjanglestick4 oy oldin
    • Tappin' happens!

      roehee1234roehee12344 oy oldin
  • I don't root for many "celebrities" but I hope the best for Mark. It'd be great if a guy who wasn't a complete fake weirdo douchebag had a big show.

    Jeff CoteJeff Cote4 oy oldin
    • @Hostetter other than Seinfeld being a big influence on Normand, his comedy isn't anything like Seinfelds stand up, not even an "edgier version".. your comment makes no sense. 🤷‍♂️

      Shane MShane M4 oy oldin
    • All he does is edgy Seinfeld, how is that not fake?

      HostetterHostetter4 oy oldin
    • @Walter Platzer Most stories people tell have parts which are, less than true, to spice up a story. I can definitely see some drunk guy jumping into a car and then try and sue the driver cause they're meth heads. There's no truth stretchy going on there.

      Jeff CoteJeff Cote4 oy oldin
    • Even if it is fake his story telling is entertaining AF. It's really all that matters.

      Walter PlatzerWalter Platzer4 oy oldin
  • Your eye is instantly drawn to look to the other end of the table and you think "Who's that shadowy guy in the hat?" And then Mr. Shadow is just all about touching his nose and you know it's Bert. Cause no person on the planet touches his nose as much as B. Kreisch. Where's the Kool-aid though?

    Jeff CoteJeff Cote4 oy oldin
    • Time stamp ? I didn’t see him touch his nose

      sean galesean gale4 oy oldin
  • This is the Kramer Bus Story. You’re Batman, Mark.

    Chris MarascoChris Marasco4 oy oldin
    • @RetroGamerEightyOne they kept pulling the cord!

      Chris CeeChris Cee4 oy oldin
    • You kept making the stops?

      RetroGamerEightyOneRetroGamerEightyOne4 oy oldin
  • normand is hilarious, he's the best out there right now, this story is amazing

    MT LindleyMT Lindley4 oy oldin
  • It would probably be a good idea to put Tuesdays With Stories highlights on this channel, while leaving full episodes on the other channel

    FoulfootwearFoulfootwear4 oy oldin
  • Those three guys listening to the story are to so funny!

    Revolve!Revolve!4 oy oldin
    • Are you taking the piss?

      big dogs gotta eatbig dogs gotta eat4 oy oldin
  • I love your comedy .... I did 5 minutes one time ... I made them laugh ...It was kinda fun...You have actually made me laugh I was about to cry...You are funny as hell bro

    joe in dm iowajoe in dm iowa4 oy oldin
  • Why is that sweaty disgusting unfunny piece of doodoo everywhere???? I'm so sick of seeing his face. First Shaub and now Burt. Thanks Rogan!

    Reese CollinsReese Collins4 oy oldin
  • Imagine how funny the story would be if the unfunny half of the table didn't interrupt the entire time.

    shabbos1shabbos14 oy oldin
  • ponytail is so insecure abt the ponytail joke, hand straight into the pocket with huge smile... take a joke fatty

    GHWTGG TVGHWTGG TV4 oy oldin
  • Good one

    Matthew HollandMatthew Holland4 oy oldin
  • I can't stand Bert.. this is a great story!

    Derbis the EternalDerbis the Eternal4 oy oldin
  • this must be the day the statute of limitations is up

    Banks4004Banks40044 oy oldin
  • Notice Mark can't laugh...he don't dip into the laughs he's supplying.

    Xero PuntXero Punt4 oy oldin
    • @Anonymous Northsider Yes. My comment;) If I swerve out of my lane, it only takes me a little bit to get back in. If I'm hungover, it only takes a day or two to get back. This is truth. Or one can get ptsd from a loud fart at dinner. Choose your resilience. You can't lift the boulder, but can rock it, mm to cm to inch to feet to yards to full can knock a bridge down, as Tesla demonstrated, with the right vibration. Metaphysics is analogous with physics, such as inertia, momentum, resilience etc. Nobody's always at the top all the time, and nobody's at the bottom all the time. People just want to give up and feel dark and blue or put somebody in a bed and spoon-feed them, and infantilize them, or see others as sick - like Munchausen by proxy...cause we live in this free-willed world and that's what they want to do...

      Xero PuntXero Punt3 oy oldin
    • @Xero Punt "Perhaps just overcritical self deprecation"...yea, no. I find it's never "just" something with humans. We're way more complex than that. He's in therapy and because he knows he has something going on. If it were ever "just" something, people could just stop once you told them this truth that they couldn't recognize for some reason. But it doesn't work that way.

      Anonymous NorthsiderAnonymous Northsider4 oy oldin
    • Fallon laughs too much, its tiring & annoying. D'elia takes laugh breaks on stage like he's baked. Chappelle hits the mic on his knee & breaks off. The thing I like about Normand is the nonstop artillery. Bonus, no politics, resentments or didactics. Btw, he's functional asf. Perhaps just overcritical self deprecation...

      Xero PuntXero Punt4 oy oldin
    • Can't get high on ur own supply I guess lol

      Logan HayesLogan Hayes4 oy oldin
    • he's admitted that he's socially awkward, so like a sociopath he just laughs when he thinks people expect it.

      L.E. MunozL.E. Munoz4 oy oldin
  • I bumped em

    George AvantGeorge Avant4 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand is a GOD

    264aub264aub4 oy oldin
  • Another road rage story?

    Haw HawHaw Haw4 oy oldin
  • Mark Normands crazy road rage story...and Bert being annoying as fuck. Again.

    generic name234generic name2344 oy oldin