Mark chats with Greg Fitzsimmons!

22-Iyl, 2020
20 670 Ko‘rishlar soni

Mark and Greg Fitzsimmons chit chat about all things NY comedy! It's a queef and a holler.
Check out more of Greg here:

  • New York Seltzer !

    Daniel WoodsDaniel WoodsOy oldin
  • Halfway in but I'm enjoying the podcast. I like the more serious tone of this one. Good match-up between you 2.

    RedressenyRedresseny2 oy oldin
  • lol @ 20 minutes talking about, "i thought you said Callen got me-too'd...everybody in LA is getting me-too'd lately." Some premonition there Greg.

    RedressenyRedresseny2 oy oldin
  • 20:04:00 😮

    Dave MDave M2 oy oldin
  • Mark is right , you don't have to have kids

    Lisa AdamsLisa Adams3 oy oldin
  • "She's probably got kids now, or, you know, in an old folk's home.." HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    ZombieRobot SheepZombieRobot Sheep3 oy oldin
  • Two of the best. Keep all the great content coming! Really enjoying it.

    samsquansh yeahsamsquansh yeah3 oy oldin
  • "I thought you were going to say he got metoo'd" Have I got news for you...

    Omar OrtunoOmar Ortuno3 oy oldin
  • Greg at the 20:00 mark freaking cursed it into existence haha

    C WhipC Whip3 oy oldin
  • 20:07 did Fitzie know something or what? Talk about foreshadowing... Btw, great work Mark! Keep it up! Been watching all your stuff since your first Rogan appearance and been spreading the word about you. Would love to catch you next time you come to Toronto.

    oakie20oakie203 oy oldin
  • Greg Fitzsimmons is about to get some roles. What the hell is a bryan callen? D'elia who?

    Jesse93zJesse93z3 oy oldin
  • Marry her fatty, the lady is gorgeous and you can't do better cause you're gay

    Random Guy In The CommentsRandom Guy In The Comments3 oy oldin
  • What happened with Joey Diaz?

    Christian AlbearChristian Albear4 oy oldin
  • I understand what Kevin Hart was on about when he was talking about how people are doing things like getting married and important decisions just cause they feel like they have to instead of cause the want to but you only live once so live for yourself mostly

    Through The Eyes Of A SageThrough The Eyes Of A Sage4 oy oldin
  • Jews

    Codrin NCodrin N4 oy oldin
  • Jack Whitehall stole your Alexa joke on his Netflix special.

    ArbityrDubArbityrDub4 oy oldin
  • Seen two "skits" I think they are called on Facebook and laughed so loud that I woke my 2 years old baby up and didn't care. Hopefully someone here can tell me when you can/will come to the UK for a show ect. I would love to watch your talent live on stage. Thank you for the free stuff I've watched so far.

    David GabrielDavid Gabriel4 oy oldin
  • Glad we were able to have you in Wi before you cancelled! Btw if only I knew you collected fridge magnets haha

    Jesse SpenceJesse Spence4 oy oldin
  • RESPECT to Mark Normand. A true comic.

    Christine ChinChristine Chin4 oy oldin
  • I love you bro. You’re so fuckin funny and honest. I support you and hope you succeed in all that you do. Keep on featherin it, brother.

    Josh DJosh D4 oy oldin
  • This is just Gregs podcast from 2 days ago

    James NelsonJames Nelson4 oy oldin
  • Love both of y’all. Decided to put out a 7 minute bit, my first ever shot at recorded comedy. Please check it out if you have the time :)

    David FryeDavid Frye4 oy oldin
  • 2:01 comedians don’t meet those kind of women.

    Dark RoomDark Room4 oy oldin
  • So hyped for Marc's future. Gonna be a ton of good laughs coming.

    samcatsamsamcatsam4 oy oldin
    • Who?

      Cooper ReidCooper Reid4 oy oldin
  • Love Greg Fitzsimmons and Mark Normand. Great show.

    Mary CallahanMary Callahan4 oy oldin
  • Greg is such a whipped little beta. That's part of his charm.

    c dubyac dubya4 oy oldin
  • Liberals have the shittiest most out of touch politics. The death of our society is because of liberalism make no mistake.

    Jane FondleJane Fondle4 oy oldin
  • Some people should not hop on the podcasting bandwagon, and fitzsimmons is one of them.

    DNYGDNYG4 oy oldin
  • Mark owns 2 properties in Manhattan.... he’s doing just fine.

    Ashley RomeroAshley Romero4 oy oldin
  • Fitzy is such a creepy weirdo.

    Al WolfAl Wolf4 oy oldin
  • Listened earlier to this, now I find myself watching this same podcast....

    Kevin CKevin C4 oy oldin
  • "Hey Hey", Mark Normand the nicest comic on the edge!

    Ruby LaborRuby Labor4 oy oldin
  • Bill Cosby retired from comedy.

    WatermusicWatermusic4 oy oldin
  • You killed it at Skyline. Come back again.

    djbigdaddy71djbigdaddy714 oy oldin
  • Yes epic pod!

    Your Mate TomYour Mate Tom4 oy oldin
  • mark "on all the lists" normand and does some great work next to a List if ya know what i mean *nudge nudge*

    Lee AndressLee Andress4 oy oldin
  • Shout out to #kyledunnigan dressed up behind #gregfitzsimmons This was a good chat, all jokes aside.

    Mat GuerraMat Guerra4 oy oldin
  • So does this mean you have a podcast now?

    James RichardsonJames Richardson4 oy oldin
  • does that picture above fitz look like a some guy in a old school hockey mask? creepy AF

    Michael CollingsMichael Collings4 oy oldin
  • Jeffrey Epstein, is that his portrait on the wall behind Greg's head ?!

    whataloadofbolloxwhataloadofbollox4 oy oldin
    • @whataloadofbollox yea I've seen that, it was good. I reckon there'll definitely be a movie after then maxwell case wraps up though mate.

      James Young Photos - I will shoot you.James Young Photos - I will shoot you.4 oy oldin
    • @James Young Photos - I will shoot you. there is already something on there about Epstein called Filthy Rich and it's pretty good !

      whataloadofbolloxwhataloadofbollox4 oy oldin
    • @whataloadofbollox it will when Netflix make the movie....

      James Young Photos - I will shoot you.James Young Photos - I will shoot you.4 oy oldin
    • @Gary Greeley imagine being a lookalike to a ... well, you know what I mean, it's not going to bring a lot of work like an Elvis lookalike imo !

      whataloadofbolloxwhataloadofbollox4 oy oldin
    • James Nelson mind blown, really?! Uncanny likeness to both Brucey and Jeff in that case... crazy

      Gary GreeleyGary Greeley4 oy oldin
  • I've watched your special so many times and I love it.

    D in ColoradoD in Colorado4 oy oldin
  • Calling Hanna a comedian is like calling Stephen Hawking a marathon runner.

    GrundyGrundy4 oy oldin
    • @yew 2oob maybe when he was alive but not now !

      whataloadofbolloxwhataloadofbollox4 oy oldin
    • To be fair Hawking could still complete a marathon on his chair...

      yew 2oobyew 2oob4 oy oldin
  • 3 minutes in and I'm out. Someone please tell Greg that the meaning of life isn't set in stone.

    TedwardTedward4 oy oldin
    • Who gives a sh*t? ! Just one cares now that ur announcing it. We don't even know u.

      keith brockwaykeith brockway4 oy oldin
  • Damn, I was looking forward to seeing you in Greenville. mark

    Cup of JoeCup of Joe4 oy oldin
  • Good to hear Mark made his money back from the special, that's awesome. Great he was able to do the whole thing without any studio/channel/producer interference.

    Pat HPat H4 oy oldin
  • Mark can we have coffee sometime this week?

    21st Century Vomit21st Century Vomit4 oy oldin
  • Greg just trying to get Mark to dox himself.

    Kyle HruskaKyle Hruska4 oy oldin
  • Regarding the talk around 48 minute mark- do hypnosis you have to rewrite your subconscious. I would be happy to introduce you to my hypnotist. If you saw me four years ago and then now you’d see how much it works. I love your comedy so much. I want you to be happy.

    Mbon MMbon M4 oy oldin
    • If you undergo hypnosis is there a chance the therapist might find out about the murders? Asking for a friend.

      AdamAdam4 oy oldin
  • Mark is one of the best new coming up comics out there. Can't wait to see and laugh my dick off on what he does next.

    Chris AmendChris Amend4 oy oldin
  • I agree with the over reach of cancel culture. and how both sides will just dismiss the other without any kind of meaningful dialog to maybe come to a middle ground. i do have an issue with what they said about this though. the reason why those on the left will shut down any discussion and dismiss the rights argument, even making fun of them is, you can't have a meaningful exchange with the other side when the other side comes to the debate disingenuously. when one side just parrots debunked conspiracy theories and proven lies, how can you talk to suck a person? most right wingers have succumbed to extreme cognitive bias. only believing what jives with their prewritten talking points. and when none do they make up what ever the Fuck they want and will argue to their death that it's right when anyone with half a brain can see it's all bullshit. fox news is the pinnacle of such disingenuous behavior. take tucker Carlson. in march he said emphatically that masks work and that everyone should follow the CDC's guidelines and wear a face mask. fast forward two months and he's on air each night saying there is no scientific proof that masks and social distancing works. like come the Fuck on. common sense says that the further you are from the sick and the more obstacles put between you and the virus. the less likelihood you will catch it. it's common fucking sense. but because the slaughterhouses are closed due to massive outbreaks there won't be grade D meat leftovers to put in the swonson tv dinners his family created and which fortune he will inherit. he doesn't want his inheritance to get smaller or not grow as much as possible so he tells his viewers that it's safe to go back to normal and work. all from the socially distant and rigorously tested home studio where he is perfectly safe. but send the average american into the workforce during a deadly pandemic so that they can keep making money hand over fist and screwing their workers. possibly even killing them. and no matter how you try and get past that it won't work. he will keep lying and saying that safety measures aren't scientifically proven when they are. so how can you have a meaningful discussion with someone who won't stop lying? you can't. that's why so many on the right dismiss right wingers.

    Dash Anthony FlaggDash Anthony Flagg4 oy oldin
  • 🤣🤣🤣 GS MaRk NoRMaND aND GReG FiTzSiMMoNS

    eric whatleyeric whatley4 oy oldin
  • Yeah mark, you've got a talent for jokes, but not for kick flips.

    Ty SnopekTy Snopek4 oy oldin
  • Two of the best to ever do it. Thank you

    Mr. ZeroMr. Zero4 oy oldin
  • First time I heard of this fitzsimmons but mark you don't need to do shit shows like this guy.

    canobiggscanobiggs4 oy oldin
  • Why can't fitzsimmons watch the whole special? Also, why is he trying to size up Mark by saying "oh yeah, i owned a place there years ago". What a douche.

    canobiggscanobiggs4 oy oldin
  • Mark is sucha good egg.

    HalfPrimeHalfPrime4 oy oldin
  • Always question the norm!! The "this is the way ur 'supposed to go' in Life" is total bullshitsville. Marriage is bs. Countries are bs. Money, religion, and especially relationships. That's why I'l be miserably single for the rest of my Life... fun!

    Brew of QiBrew of Qi4 oy oldin
  • Venice beach, also arguably one of the worst places to live, and that's coming from someone who lived there (and Marina Del Rey). Venice Beach is pretty gross and annoying to be honest

    S KS K4 oy oldin
    • California is pretty gross in general.

      Roy RulesRoy Rules4 oy oldin
  • I love you two

    Nancy WrightNancy Wright4 oy oldin
  • Great conversation!

    1 Review A Day1 Review A Day4 oy oldin
  • I love mark normands comedy. Seems like a righteous dude. Easy to see he loves people and wants to deliver some joy in amidst the madness.

    Justin WilkinsJustin Wilkins4 oy oldin
  • you fucking crushed in Appleton, Mark. thank you for coming out to Wisco!

    Seth RottierSeth Rottier4 oy oldin
  • Greg did a great job getting an honest and serious conversation out of you Mark. I really liked seeing this side of you. You are always funny and always firing out the yuks, but this was really cool to see. Great pod.

    Blank SlateBlank Slate4 oy oldin
    • yeah, I'm really enjoying the more serious tone of this as well. Wouldn't mind seeing these 2 back together every once in a while.

      RedressenyRedresseny2 oy oldin
  • Just don’t go full Greg Geraldo.

    Jeff WJeff W4 oy oldin
  • Mark, I hope you know I and many others already feel this way about you! Whenever you have new material out I want to see it!

    David IsraelDavid Israel4 oy oldin
  • Thats what I said. It was his second doughnut

    AK 4oAK 4o4 oy oldin
  • ~ 6 seconds man. peace and love but couldn't make it.

    Tom WallTom Wall4 oy oldin
  • I need to see this make up artist 😂

    Xavier MirelesXavier Mireles4 oy oldin
  • Love me some Fitzdog, love me some Fatty.

    Alex DeemAlex Deem4 oy oldin
  • All jokes aside, this was a very wholesome talk and I really enjoyed hearing the two of you converse. Cheers ✌😁

    GiffyGiffy4 oy oldin
  • I'm only halfway through and this is a great interview. Thanks for the upload, Mark!

    CatdaddyCatdaddy4 oy oldin
  • Greg, you gotta listen to more Burr. He'll rant one point of view for sure, but often comes around and acknowledges the other side or sides. He really reports from his whole inner parliament which is one of the things I love about him.

    Gene BurnettGene Burnett4 oy oldin
    • He gives you an olive branch lol

      Jacob CouchJacob Couch4 oy oldin
  • FITZ rockin' the GRANNY GOGGLES!

    dramaresdramares4 oy oldin
  • When I saw thumbnail I was like, huh, Joe looks different. Pleasantly surprised to see Fitz!

    Ashley RomeroAshley Romero4 oy oldin
  • no kids and a prenup, mark ;-)

    T ST S4 oy oldin

    Frasereder236Frasereder2364 oy oldin
  • Tremendous

    The Real A AronThe Real A Aron4 oy oldin
  • So great to see Kevin Hart finally moving uptown

    You do youYou do you4 oy oldin
    • Laterally

      Jordan CharlesJordan Charles4 oy oldin
  • Nice job ya queef

    Steve WohlfordSteve Wohlford4 oy oldin
  • Mark Normand is the only reason I open the Twitter app

    Conscious RobotConscious Robot4 oy oldin
  • This is the best anime crossover I've ever seen.

    GiffyGiffy4 oy oldin
  • COMEDY!!!

    Ser DunkSer Dunk4 oy oldin
  • I didnt even know that I was jonesin' for this hang

    UncleNoobUncleNoob4 oy oldin
    • Best comment! What a delightful conversation. Now I'm gonna look up the makeup artist

      SARJdkSARJdk3 oy oldin
    • The unknown Jones!

      Colin OehlerColin Oehler4 oy oldin
    • Yeah, Greg is great when he podcasts with one of your/our favourites.

      SkymarshalSkymarshal4 oy oldin
  • Mark, you're still on your way up. I've been a fan for years. Been listening to Tuesdays with Stories pretty much since the beginning, and I've seen so much growth. Keep doing what you're doing. Easily one of the best comics out there right now.

    Conscious RobotConscious Robot4 oy oldin
    • Heck yeah man I agree. Like when he said at about 18min, “I just want the respect and be like hey that guy! Let’s see him”. Those people are there and I’m one of them!

      T KT K4 oy oldin
  • greg asks mark to doxx himself at the start of the episode and he just.. does

    Brady BartlettBrady Bartlett4 oy oldin
  • What’s with the douchy questions and statements by G?

    White WolfWhite Wolf4 oy oldin
    • Toss a coin to your Witcher

      GiffyGiffy4 oy oldin
  • You guys should really sit and rethink this attitude. Having people finally willing to call out the problems should be accepted as a new normal. If it makes you uncomfortable, then imagine how they feel.

    Ma JaMa Ja4 oy oldin
  • For the statue tattoo comparison. It doesn't really work because: 1. the confederate statues went up in the 1960s as a fuck you to the civil rights movement, not during the civil war. So in this comparison, it's more like you got a girl's name who you dated and broke up with tattooed on your arm like 20 years later. And 2. nobody uses a bad tattoo of an old girlfriend's name as a rallying call to embrace the mistakes and hate of your past. That'd be like if you had a tattoo of a girl's name and every now and then your friends convinced you to get back together with her, and it worked, and it just made you and her more miserable every time.

    inkonpaperheroinkonpaperhero4 oy oldin
  • Greg! NH checking in!

    Hidden Harvest Grow LightsHidden Harvest Grow Lights4 oy oldin
    • @Giffy 😉

      Hidden Harvest Grow LightsHidden Harvest Grow Lights4 oy oldin
    • @Hidden Harvest Grow Lights great minds think alike lol

      GiffyGiffy4 oy oldin
    • @Giffy 😂Giffy!!

      Hidden Harvest Grow LightsHidden Harvest Grow Lights4 oy oldin
    • Yo, I know you from the Suspicions0bservers channel 🤘😁

      GiffyGiffy4 oy oldin
  • You can look forward to the divorce.. heavy bed wetting..and the return of your alcoholism. Do it! Itll make for great material in 9 years.

    Hidden Harvest Grow LightsHidden Harvest Grow Lights4 oy oldin
    • Yeah but half his stuff will be gone, we'll only have a half neon sign in the background...

      HitchensHitchens4 oy oldin
  • Mark’s pods get me through the workday!

    Elijah ThomasElijah Thomas4 oy oldin
    • It's just not a normal day if I haven't heard Normand randomly say Jew or Queef

      David IsraelDavid Israel4 oy oldin
  • Do it will the best thing you will ever regret.

    SérgioSérgio4 oy oldin
  • Killer episode. Best podcast episode I’ve seen in awhile

    Jeff ToyJeff Toy4 oy oldin
  • You know its not just confederate statues coming down right?

    AK 4oAK 4o4 oy oldin
  • Just listened to this Grapefruit podcast on Stitcher. You've been on a roll with your material and appearances.

    radslugradslug4 oy oldin
  • Greg is one of the most underrated comedians and podcasters ever

    Taylor MeffordTaylor Mefford4 oy oldin
  • Damn that NY apartment life is tuff

    SLEEPYSLEEPY4 oy oldin
    • That fridge will keep you thin though!

      JustinJustin4 oy oldin
  • Love me some Grapefruit Simmons!

    SimRacing604SimRacing6044 oy oldin
    • I think this every time I see his name

      Jeffs Happy PlaceJeffs Happy Place4 oy oldin
    • XD I love it

      GluemonkeyGluemonkey4 oy oldin
  • Thats not how a Green screen works Greg

    LaNnY from CaNaDaLaNnY from CaNaDa4 oy oldin
  • Hey we got the same fridge !

    Alhdo GarciaAlhdo Garcia4 oy oldin